Sunday, July 30, 2006

Overheard on the Road: Canada's Wonderland

Guy #1: Man, Spongebob's an ass, eh?
Guy #2: He's a sponge!
Guy #1: Well ... but he's a total chick magnet ... eh?

-- overheard by Jordan


Anonymous Bob the UGG Conquerer said...

Eliminate all UGG-wearers.

-Bob, the UGG Conquerer

11:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob , you need a new act dude.

1:42 PM  
Anonymous bob the ugg conquerer said...

As a matter of fact, I have a summer job destroying the hordes of OVERSIZED SUNGLASSES flaunters as well. But in my heart, I will always lust for the complete annhilation of every last man, woman and child who has the audacity to don a pair of UGGS!

-Bob, the UGG Conquerer

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob again.


7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

anyone else get the feeling that this isn't just one guy? that every idiot who comes on this site and finds bob funny at some point makes a bob comment?

11:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Destroy all UGGS.

- Inspired by the previous comment

1:17 AM  
Anonymous Conspiracy Theorist said...

I also have reason to believe that not only is "Bob" multiple people, but that he... or should I say they... are also behind the assassination of JFK!

7:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We have learned that multiple personalities are a result of the excess psychiatry and pills found in today's society. Thankfully, I have found the way of L. Ron Hubbard and thus suffer from no such ailment. I suggest Bob do the same. Scientology also has the unexpected side effect of making you really love your cradle-robbed wife.

- Your Friendly Neighbourhood Scientologist

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scientology is gay.

10:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Homosexuals are gay.

5:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not that there's anything wrong with that...

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If by gay you mean happy, then yes, Scientologists are as a whole a very jolly bunch.

- Your Friendly Neighbourhood Scientologist

10:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

god u sicken me!!! 10:36...

10:37 PM  

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