Overheard on the Road: Canada's Wonderland
Guy #1: Man, Spongebob's an ass, eh?
Guy #2: He's a sponge!
Guy #1: Well ... but he's a total chick magnet ... eh?
-- overheard by Jordan
Guy #2: He's a sponge!
Guy #1: Well ... but he's a total chick magnet ... eh?
-- overheard by Jordan
posted by Overheard at Western at 8:05 AM
13 Comments:
Eliminate all UGG-wearers.
-Bob, the UGG Conquerer
Bob , you need a new act dude.
As a matter of fact, I have a summer job destroying the hordes of OVERSIZED SUNGLASSES flaunters as well. But in my heart, I will always lust for the complete annhilation of every last man, woman and child who has the audacity to don a pair of UGGS!
-Bob, the UGG Conquerer
Bob again.
Ugh.
anyone else get the feeling that this isn't just one guy? that every idiot who comes on this site and finds bob funny at some point makes a bob comment?
Destroy all UGGS.
- Inspired by the previous comment
I also have reason to believe that not only is "Bob" multiple people, but that he... or should I say they... are also behind the assassination of JFK!
We have learned that multiple personalities are a result of the excess psychiatry and pills found in today's society. Thankfully, I have found the way of L. Ron Hubbard and thus suffer from no such ailment. I suggest Bob do the same. Scientology also has the unexpected side effect of making you really love your cradle-robbed wife.
- Your Friendly Neighbourhood Scientologist
Scientology is gay.
Homosexuals are gay.
Not that there's anything wrong with that...
If by gay you mean happy, then yes, Scientologists are as a whole a very jolly bunch.
- Your Friendly Neighbourhood Scientologist
god u sicken me!!! 10:36...
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