The only shock here is that it wasn't the 2 Dundas.

Guy: Yo guy! (points to passenger with smoke coming from pants) You're on fire!
Bus driver: (stops bus) Is something burning? Did someone light a match or something?
Girl: No, some guy's pants are on fire, but it's cool! Keep driving! We'll put it out. (Turns to guy) Pee on him or something.

-- 21 Huron Heights, overheard by Heather