And definitely scurvy-free.
Girl #1: So Annie and I were talking and we decided that he [points to guy behind her drinking a carton of orange juice] would be good in bed. He's just so sensual and romantic and he can salsa. And I bet his dick would be big too.
Girl #2: At least he's full of vitamin C.
-- overheard by Lindsey
Girl #2: At least he's full of vitamin C.
-- overheard by Lindsey
posted by Overheard at Western at 8:54 PM
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...because scurvy is such a problem with Western girl, given all the semen.
LAAAAAAMMMMEEEEEEEE
Wankers...
But why is the rum gone?
That's hilarious. I support this joke.
I got into Ivey!!!
Suck my soon-to-be-wealthy cock, liberal arts majors!
wow...big f'ing deal.
At least you've got the attitude right....
what has Ivey dropped to now?
when I came it was 15th in the world
then 19th..
then like 27th...
I'm sure it's like 123987329482th place now.
Ivey breeds sheep.. big businesses want fresh ideas
Too bad I didn't know that a couple years ago,
signed,
bitter underemployed alumni
MBA '01
or maybe you're an incompetent tool
could be, or maybe I should have gone to a better school like my fucking bosses did..
moron
It's rather sad when the only place you have to gloat about your success is on a website. Especially one where everyone insults each other.
Hopefully, 4:10 pm, you will one day have friends. But maybe not with that attitude.
7:57: On the contrary, that attitude will make him/her fit right in at Ivey with all the other wealthy snobs!
Everytime someone says they go to Ivey, I want to behead them! Fucking pricks, the lot of them!
There is an easy way to tell if anyone who goes to Ivey, law school, med school, etc is a loser or not:
Do they brag about their faculty?
If the only thing they talk about is how important/special their program is, they are a dork, no question about it.
you mean you wouldn't be proud of your accomplishments? (Regardless of the faculty?)
Most western students who diss ivey, or other professional faculties usually do so because they are bitter - about being rejected.
Suck it up guys. You get what you work for. Nothing more.
sun's o bitches.
oh and btw, since I know you're all dying to ask:
I declined my acceptance to both Ivey, Queen's Com, and Western/ Osgood because you know what?
painting is beautiful.
live your own damn life.
3:03 is the wisest person in this thread.
I swear that the people who badmouth Ivey (and the other professional faculties) do so not because the people from those faculties are genuinely stuck-up, but because they're jealous that professional graduates will have better employment opportunities/make more money. I'm also pretty sure that the most acidic, vicious Ivey-haters are people who applied but were rejected.
Finally... if you tools didn't realize that 4:10 is an obvious flamebait joke, than you are dense indeed.
Actually 3:03,
I have a degree from a professional faculty.
As you probably know, getting in isn't all that hard, and staying in is much easier than getting in. It really isn't that big a deal.
I specifically avoided telling people about it in most cases(unless it came up naturally) because I could not stand those "faculty snobs" who believed that b/c they got into the faculty, they were automatically better than everyone else on campus.
I became sick of their incessant bragging because it bacame clear that they had nothing else in their lives to talk about (obviously, this doesn't apply to most ivey/law/meds/dents people, only a vocal minority).
So it's not that I'm bitter; I just dislike pretension.
- 2:08
2:08,
I wish there were more of you/us in the world. I too have gotten into a pretty good program (for what I want to do), and I try not to brag b/c it's stupid.
Good on ya!
What you do with your education and whether or not you're a magnificent shithead is a lot more important than what faculty you got in to. Every shitty degree I get doesn't make me any better a person, doesn't make me any more loved or entertaining.
You can be a prick with a GED just as well as you can with a degree from Ivey.
Asininity (like stupidity) transcends all faculties, genders, races, ethnic and geographic origins, and pretty much every other characteristic you can imagine.
Phags...the lot of you
yaaaaaaaawn....zzzzZzZz
Where's KevBo?
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