Tuesday, July 04, 2006

And definitely scurvy-free.

Girl #1: So Annie and I were talking and we decided that he [points to guy behind her drinking a carton of orange juice] would be good in bed. He's just so sensual and romantic and he can salsa. And I bet his dick would be big too.
Girl #2: At least he's full of vitamin C.

-- overheard by Lindsey


Anonymous Anonymous said...

...because scurvy is such a problem with Western girl, given all the semen.

2:49 PM  
Anonymous unimpressed said...



3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But why is the rum gone?

7:04 PM  
Blogger Drew-Not-Toothpaste said...

That's hilarious. I support this joke.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got into Ivey!!!

Suck my soon-to-be-wealthy cock, liberal arts majors!

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow...big f'ing deal.

At least you've got the attitude right....

5:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

what has Ivey dropped to now?
when I came it was 15th in the world
then 19th..
then like 27th...
I'm sure it's like 123987329482th place now.

Ivey breeds sheep.. big businesses want fresh ideas

Too bad I didn't know that a couple years ago,

bitter underemployed alumni
MBA '01

11:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

or maybe you're an incompetent tool

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

could be, or maybe I should have gone to a better school like my fucking bosses did..


7:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's rather sad when the only place you have to gloat about your success is on a website. Especially one where everyone insults each other.

Hopefully, 4:10 pm, you will one day have friends. But maybe not with that attitude.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:57: On the contrary, that attitude will make him/her fit right in at Ivey with all the other wealthy snobs!

Everytime someone says they go to Ivey, I want to behead them! Fucking pricks, the lot of them!

1:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There is an easy way to tell if anyone who goes to Ivey, law school, med school, etc is a loser or not:

Do they brag about their faculty?

If the only thing they talk about is how important/special their program is, they are a dork, no question about it.

2:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you mean you wouldn't be proud of your accomplishments? (Regardless of the faculty?)

Most western students who diss ivey, or other professional faculties usually do so because they are bitter - about being rejected.

Suck it up guys. You get what you work for. Nothing more.

sun's o bitches.

oh and btw, since I know you're all dying to ask:

I declined my acceptance to both Ivey, Queen's Com, and Western/ Osgood because you know what?

painting is beautiful.

live your own damn life.

3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:03 is the wisest person in this thread.

I swear that the people who badmouth Ivey (and the other professional faculties) do so not because the people from those faculties are genuinely stuck-up, but because they're jealous that professional graduates will have better employment opportunities/make more money. I'm also pretty sure that the most acidic, vicious Ivey-haters are people who applied but were rejected.

Finally... if you tools didn't realize that 4:10 is an obvious flamebait joke, than you are dense indeed.

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually 3:03,

I have a degree from a professional faculty.

As you probably know, getting in isn't all that hard, and staying in is much easier than getting in. It really isn't that big a deal.

I specifically avoided telling people about it in most cases(unless it came up naturally) because I could not stand those "faculty snobs" who believed that b/c they got into the faculty, they were automatically better than everyone else on campus.

I became sick of their incessant bragging because it bacame clear that they had nothing else in their lives to talk about (obviously, this doesn't apply to most ivey/law/meds/dents people, only a vocal minority).

So it's not that I'm bitter; I just dislike pretension.

- 2:08

9:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish there were more of you/us in the world. I too have gotten into a pretty good program (for what I want to do), and I try not to brag b/c it's stupid.

Good on ya!

11:52 PM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

What you do with your education and whether or not you're a magnificent shithead is a lot more important than what faculty you got in to. Every shitty degree I get doesn't make me any better a person, doesn't make me any more loved or entertaining.

You can be a prick with a GED just as well as you can with a degree from Ivey.

1:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Asininity (like stupidity) transcends all faculties, genders, races, ethnic and geographic origins, and pretty much every other characteristic you can imagine.

6:06 AM  
Anonymous Ignoramus said...

Phags...the lot of you

9:04 AM  
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8:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where's KevBo?

6:36 PM  
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