Another young person's dream, waiting to be tarnished and rusted by the saline of reality...
Girl: (Playing Taboo - the clue is "Judge") Ooh! Uh, okay, [Jess], this is what you want to be when you grow up!
[Jess]: A robot?
-- Somerset Place
[Jess]: A robot?
-- Somerset Place
posted by Overheard at Western at 9:11 AM
24 Comments:
Behead those who say Islam is violent!
Well, it should still be possible, if she were to become a Stepford wife or a modern-day singer.
at least she didn't say "married to a rich guy"
^ Heh.... she is a Western student, afterall!
wait....you menat I *can't* be a robot when I grow up?!
No, no... I've met my prof's wife - you can totally be a robot when you grow up!
Wait....if you can't be a robot when you grow up, then where did optimus prime and megatron come from?
Or are there different rules for transformers?
optimus prime: sit down next to megatron, we need to have a talk. i am the cobra commander of this house.
or something like that.
the point is, transformers can indeed be children. with amazing genes.
asking where robots came from is like asking where ooompa loompas came from
she could always be the poor bastard inside R2D2...
She's gunna hafta be real small.. or attempt to break her limbs.
Yeah, everybody would totally pick on Artoo if he had a limp. Any person with a limp would definately have to break it if they wanted to be really be that midget guy inside the bot's successor.
Picture the horrifying alternative reality...
C-3PO: "Come along R-2, you meddlesome gimp of a droid. I know you are burdened with a limp but do your best."
R2D2: "I'm differently-abled, you shiny yellow ponce!"
Truly, it's chilling.
Hey, if Orihime can grow up to be a giant robot...
Not everyone can grow up to be a robot....only the lucky ones...
This girl will probably end up as a juicer or a toaster or something...
does nobody appreciate dane cook references!!!
who in the hell is dane cook?
LOVE the Star Wars references. R2 D2 is my lover.
Wow! Your mom is R2 D2? That's cool!
R2D2 is your lover? I don't want to know how that would work physically....
You will not stop me, Darth Vader will become more powerful than either of us!
I propose spending C$1.2 billion on a research project to develop "Ugg Eradication Drones" so that we can gain the upper hand in the upcoming, apocolyptic showdown between mankind and the subhuman, Ugg-wearing filth.
-Bob, the UGG Conquerer
www.danecook.com
This is supposed to be *overheard* at Western, not "my friend said something I thought was funny" at Western.
Lame.
To the Dane Cook lovers.... You should know he will be my husband some day, and we will name our first born grrrrrrr (throat gurgling sound)and THEN we will have transformers :)
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