Tuesday, May 16, 2006

So does he!

Street Guy: Could you please spare some change?
Girl: No, sorry, I can't. I need it for beer.

-- Richmond St., overheard by Dan

23 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

No worries. Street Guy knows the drill about vices. He's puffing himself a hole in the lung as we speak.

6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's funny cause it's true!

6:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'll bet that the 'Street Guy' would have used his change for booze too

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, yeah. the title kinda beat you to that one. but you tried.

9:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my favorite homeless guy ever is one in Toronto who has a sign that says "need money for beer and weed (at least I'm not lying!)"...

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you know you've lived in Toronto too long when you have a favourite homeless guy ;)

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:10, I love that guy.

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my favourites are the guys with the sign that says 'smile if you masturbate'.

7:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

:)

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jacking it is strictly forbidden in the Muslim faith.

2:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well THAT sure explains a lot...

...I think we've found the source of "muslim rage"...

3:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

durkha durkha...

5:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mohammed Ali Jihad

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mohammed Ali Jizzad

11:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allah Akbar! Allah Akbar!!!!!!!!

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's not exactly a big deal, I mean it's technically forbidden in the Roman Catholic, and I'd imagine other Catholics as well.

There's a good reason for that, All religions wanted to spread and survive, which means they needed their believers to be having babies, not jacking off. It was especially important considering the low life expectancy and the fact that women died in childbirth as often as not.

7:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:38 AM other catholics?

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

All I can think of would be Ukrainian Catholics. Eastern and Greek and possibly other Orthodox Churches aren't generally referred to as Catholics because they don't recognise the Pope (I think), but I imagine their views on masturbation, and sexuality in general, are more or less the same.

And, 7:38, it's not just because of a desire for one's religion to spread; it's more an effect of the Church's understanding/teaching on sexuality in general.

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I enjoy how a South Park quote sparked a serious discussion on sexuality in religion.

12:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it's better than a string of "your mom" jokes, or "all western girls are sluts, yet im clearly not getting laid" posts.

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your mom is better than a string of "your mom" jokes.

8:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no she isn't, believe me.

11:04 PM  
Blogger iveyguy said...

If you are wondering about... shall we call it "wanking etiquite"?, check out Monty Python's Meaning of Life, specifically the "Every Sperm is Sacred" song.

12:30 AM  

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