Monday, May 01, 2006

Are the prices different?

Girl (to guy): Do you want to eat this in an alleyway or at my house?

-- McDonald's, overheard by Dan

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um. Semen?

1:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^No, you goof! She's talking about her twat!

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i ate your mom last night in the alleyway... smells better than your house, though her twat smelt like a shit-house door on a tuna boat.

2:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i didn't know that mcd's sold pink taco...

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This week's special is the Tobermory Tuna Fish Taco...

11:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your mom's vagina smells like tuna fish.

3:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*sigh*

There used to be a time when reading comments on this site was a worthwhile endeavour.

11:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree...it's quite sad. I could find wittier and more intelligent comments on the wall of a highschool washroom.

The spelling might be better too.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mom might be better too.

j/k

2:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:57 you can't expect much when the inital entry is as bad as this one is.

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish Star Trek was real. I want a holodeck.

10:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you wish star trek was real so you could be a vulcan and get laid once every seven years.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you wish star trek was real so you could be a vulcan and get laid once every seven years.

9:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oops. sorry about the doulbe post

9:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to sleep with a human-alien hybrid.

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to sleep with YOU.

3:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When the Xindi destroy Earth, MY people will prevail!

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I prevailed all over your mom last night

3:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^you're my mom

7:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha.

2:56 AM  

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