Traumatic childhoods, Western-style:

Mullet Guy: Man, whatever happened to waterbeds?
Tanned Guy: Oh man, yeah. Waterbeds, they were the shit!
Mullet Guy: Yeah, apparently they were bad for you back or something. Whatever happened to sand beds? Did they have those?
Tanned Guy: Oh yeah, of course they did. They're awesome. Hey, my brother had a bean bag chair when he was little. Full of beans?
Mullet Guy: Extremely.
Tanned Guy: Yeah, extremely. Anyway, it broke and beans went EVERYWHERE.
(Pause.)
Tanned Guy: Completely ruined his life.

-- Concrete Beach, overheard by Caylen