Sunday, April 23, 2006

Even more illogical: this girl taking math.

Girl with Bug-eye Sunglasses: Math is like.... so illogical.

-- Waiting for the 13 Wellington outside Deli, overheard by Taylor

54 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

1 girl with bad taste + 2 much money + 1/2 a brain + 19 years of bleach-induced brain damage = 1 UGG-and-bug-eye-sunglasses-wearing Western slut

makes sense to me.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love western girls no matter what they wear. I don’t know why you guys are so hard on them. They are hot. Even the ones who aren’t as hot, they try really hard to fit in so they hide their ugliness. This benefits us all because we don’t have to look at girls who don’t try. Even the ugly girls look half decent at western. I understand if you guys don’t like girls, then maybe you can make fun of their outfits. I for one love girls and western girls even more. They are hot and have money no matter what they wear. Am i shallow....ya but so are they and I’m down with that. Go to a different school and deal with all those girls who don’t “try”. I love the high standards that the girls of western have to live up to. It is even better in the warm weather.

4:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hideous boots, baggy sweatpants, and a day-glo orange complexion is "high standards" to you? girls can be totally hot without going for the cookie-cutter western slut look. it's called having taste.

4:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with 4:32. Western Girls are hot. Just enjoy

5:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

BEHEAD all those who wear oversized sunglasses!

-Greg, the Bugeye Sunglasses Conquerer

5:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank you 4:32 and 5:00...

Guys who complain about western girls don't know how good they have things.

You will NEVER see this many attractive women in one place in your life (try the real world sometime...it sucks compared to uwo)....and you complain about the boots and suglasses? WTF?

Western Girls are awesome. Period.

5:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had sex with no fewer than nine Western girls this weekend.

True story.

7:00 PM  
Blogger Stark said...

fucking idiots...soon you'll go home to a place where all the girls aren't hot, who cares if you have to differentiate between them dressing like each other..that doesn't make them less beautiful...morons

7:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i bet "Girl with Bug-eye Sunglasses" is on a scholarship... lol

whore-ay for high aesthetic and low academic standards!

7:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Just wow.

As a woman, I am shocked and disgusted by the chauvenistic PIGS in this thread... what the FUCK is wrong you??? You're all ranting about women as if all that matters is their "hotness".

"Hotness", I might add, is only what has been manufactured by the patriarchal, capitalist Western media to market "sex" to the gullible masses.

You sexist pigs need to shut the hell up about how you should like Western only because all the girls are "hot". EVER SINGLE WOMAN is a beautiful Earth-daughter, regardless of whether disgusting, quasirapist men like yourselves say otherwise! EVERY woman is beautiful in her own right and none should have the patriarchal-dominated society tell her otherwise!

Frankly, when I read comments like the above, I honestly wish that most men were rounded up, taken to the slaughterhouse, and had their throats slashed like the worthless animals they are.

In summary... a sincere fuck-you to most of the posters in this thread.

7:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^Dyke for sure.....with a dyke hair cut. Or just some ugly western girl who needs people to start looking for the "inner beauty"in girl so she can get laid. Not going to happen. You will die a virgin. ~*~

8:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow....I sure hope that was satire...

But just in case it wasn't:

1. Straight me like talking about attractive women. This doesn't mean that "hotness" is all we care about. Nor does it make us "chauvenistic PIGS" [sp].
There is nothing wrong with men saying they consider a particular type of woman to be attractive, so long as they don't assume that to be determinative of other traits (i.e. the "ugg whore" comments)

2.Hotness is partially media-manufactured, to be sure. But of course, everyone has a different definition of it. I'm quite sure, however, that much of the attraction is innate.

3. "Quasirapist"? to equate the expression of attraction with rape is absurd and undermines the seriousness of actual rape.
3. a) Get real. Everyone, male or female, is sent messages re: attractiveness every day. Deal with it. By the way, when did a random website become "society"?

4.Most men are "worthless animals" who deserve to be killed? Sounds like you have some serious anger problems...

Seriously, posts like that are the real problem with radical femminism.
All anger, no solutions.

8:14 PM  
Anonymous Masculinist said...

"EVERY (sp.) SINGLE WOMAN is a beautiful Earth-daughter"

"I honestly wish that most men were rounded up, taken to the slaughterhouse, and had their throats slashed like the worthless animals they are."

I sure hope you have outer beauty, because that last comment shows you have no inner beauty.

9:52 PM  
Anonymous LeeBee said...

"I honestly wish that most men were rounded up, taken to the slaughterhouse, and had their throats slashed like the worthless animals they are."

im all for women's rights too, but what you're saying is rediculous!! you give feminists a bad name!!

ps: we need men. it's called "procreation".

10:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:22 .. wow .. you have some pent up rage there.

and ya I agree with 9:52, lets hope you have some outer beauty..

10:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the person who wrote the feminist ranting... you're about the same thing as a "chauvinist pig," female style. You're viewing us a scumbag douche assholes that only care about the attractiveness of a woman and nothing else. You'd be totally wrong on that one. Theres more to a woman than her good looks. Frankly, you're mentality makes you seem like a robot just as much as a man who only cares about hotness. I pity your boyfriend and any exes you've had.

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh *come on* people. 7:22 was clearly being sarcastic. People of sufficient mental retardation to produce a post like that one generally do not survive beyond seven years of age.

--Waterloo student who can actually spot sarcasm. *bows*

10:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:30, we do have a women's studies program. Thats probably where shes from.

10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I refuse to believe there are people this stupid enrolled in Canada's institutions of higher learning. I need to maintain at least shreds of hope in this country.

--10:30

10:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't bother to read all of your posts...but the way nature intended, is for males to find females attractive...otherwise the human race would have died-off long ago. Different men think different women are attractive (persnoal taste). I don't think I'd be going out on a limb, if I said that most men are just looking for sex at this age(20ish), wait till 30ish, then they start to look for other (more important) traits in women. It's the natural way of things, don't waste your time questioning it.

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

guys, if you can't spot a troll like that one, just go home and take a nap.

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seriously, some douchebag (of either gender) put that little rant together to get you guys all fired up.

there are no women out there (that i've met) who actually believe in the complete slaughter of the opposite sex.

i know it's tough, but sometimes you just have to let go and NOT argue with the insane poster.

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I assure you woman-hating assholes that I am NOT just trying to "troll" you... I firmly believe every word I wrote, and I stand by what I say, despite your mindless patriarchal attempts to belittle me!

-7:22

11:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay, 7:22....

I am neither mindless nor woman-hating (I'm a big fan of them, actually), but it seems to me that you are altogether too defensive and angry.

If you want a reasoned discussion, fine.Go ahead. Let's see what you've got.

If you really aren't a troll, then you should welcome this opportunity. If you are one, I expect more of the same insults.

Please note that I haven't used name-calling once yet, and I expect the same back.

(8:14)

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have reason to believe that 7:22 is...

...a Sith Lord!

12:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who let the Star Wars nerds onto the site?

12:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"EVER SINGLE WOMAN is a beautiful Earth-daughter"

Best one-liner EVER.

12:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FINALLY someone else pointed that out... lmao...

1:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The only thing that bugs me about the "Western girl convos" is the automatic slut label. I live with girls who, for better or for worse, wear the bug-eyed sunglasses, the uggs, the sweatpants. One even fake tans.
And they're great. They really are all smart, funny, and great people over all. They just have questionable aesthetic taste, and even then, they're still hot.
For those of you bitching about all the Western sluts, it'd seem that you guys are the ones least likely getting laid by these girls anyways, so why regurgitate stereotypes as if they're your own opinion? Try talking to some of those girls once in awhile. Some are spoiled brat idiots, and some are really cool. You could say the same for anyone else on campus.

3:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would just like to say, some poeple have problems they need to deal with maybe a internet forum would not be the best place, and 7:22 really needs the cock to set her staight.

8:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey all you Macho-Studs... Be sure to come to the next International Brotherhood Conspiracy Association meeting at the London Middlesex Moose Lodge. This week's topics include: new bass-fishing lures to try out this season, Fashion Tips (Do Day-Glo Orange Hunting caps really go with everything?), Is you girlfriend REALLY serving your every whim: how to get her to stay in the kitchen, naked, where she belongs.

Also on the agenda: Maintaining the One World Government Secret Conspiracy to Maintain the Patriarchal Ideal in Society Without The Cave-bitches Finding Out About The Secret Conspiracy.

7:00 Wednesday. All men welcome... no stinky girls, and for God's sake, DON'T tell your wenches about the meeting this time! We had a little problem last week and the entire Wymyn;s Studies program showed up... it got a little messy... Bring you International Secret Conspiracy Against ALL-Women All-the-time cards to show Earl, he'll let you in.

Boilermakers and Nachos will be served, but Jolene left Billy, so he's making the eats this week. (You might want to bring a bag of chips in case they don't taste too good.)

10:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^wow, its like a feminist group but with men. Sign me up. We can stop talking about issues like Iraq and get back to the real problem, which is giving women the vote. Where did society go wrong.
~*~

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(12:35 = ironry, calls above poster a "Star Wars nerd", yet themself obviously recognized a non-explicit reference to Star Wars. Closet geek.)

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I knew what it was from and havent seen the movies. I just know from geeks like you talking about it in public.

12:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Sure.

12:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What are Boilermakers?

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Beer with a shot of whisky. I had a couple last night.

6:27 PM  
Anonymous A woman who happens to like men said...

10:45 AM -- thanks for the sincere laugh-out-loud. Well done.

Original 7:22 -- Women like you make women like me scared of feminism. I don't see why I can't be appreciated for both my physical and mental attributes. Sexual attraction is a natural part of life, and men and women will both have their preferences. If this is culturally affected, then it's culturally affected, but please don't tell me that generalizations are a useful way of looking at the world. Generalizations assumed the position of women for them in the past and led to millenia of oppresion. For us to be turning around and doing the same in return to men is Grade A BullSHIT.

9:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:22PM! IS a nasty cunt!

12:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:42, 9:24, I agree whole-heartedly. I like big sunglasses, and I take care of my physical appearance. I've been judged many times based on my outwardly appearance, and yet the people who matter, the ones who want to get to know me, are the people who are intelligent - and they find out that wow, I'm intelligent too. I'm in science, I want to be a doctor, do I have to be ugly to do that? No. Judgements like everything above ^ and so many other postings on this website are what bring about stereotypes which cause hate. I mean I'm not trying to say "let's end war", but if people went past the stereotypes, and actually got to know people they wouldn't otherwise want to try to get to know, they'd all be very surprised at what they found.

Oh, and for the feminist, "I hate men" woman, I have a lot of male friends, and trust me, they all have specific types of appearances that they find attractive. I myself like going out in public and feeling good about myself, I mean this whole notion that you have to be ugly to be smart, or that you can't be "trendy" or even wear trends that you like because that automatically makes you stupid is absolutely ridiculous!!!!!! No, I don't own a pair of uggs, for anyone who posts after me, but seriously people, just consider what it is that you're saying and thinking, give it a second thought, and think about how other people would view you if they solely based their judgements of you on your physical appearance. If you were "ugly" or didn't really take care of your outward appearance, you'd be a "nerd" who would "never get laid" - just as if you were the opposite, you'd be a "slut" or a "player"...life doesn't always work that way.
And one more thing, feminists...you're just generating hate. What about "equalists" (if such a thing exists)? Rather than saying all men are terrible, and women should rule the world, isn't what we're really striving for equality? Any sort of hate, whether it be from men believing they're better, or women believing they're better, isn't what we should want. Just another thought.

-Western Girl

5:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You type too much. :\

9:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Im pretty sure a boilermaker involves dropping a shot of Amaretto in a beer, followed by rapid consumption...aka chugging

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In the movie Dumb and Dumber, Seabass (Cam Neely) orders 4 Boilermakers from Flo the waitress. They are made by dropping a shot of whiskey into a glass of beer prior to consuming. I know I will be enjoying a Boilermaker Wednesday night at the International Brotherhood Conspiracy Association meeting when we discuss our plans to continue making society patriarchal and repressive of women.

If this one femi-nazi gets this worked up about a silly website, imagine her chagrin when we announce that there really IS a secret conspiracy to infiltrate literature and films with obscure references to patriarchy and male dominance and filling up Wymyn's Studies and Sociology text books with tricks to keep the dullards from finding out the truth about our secret conspiracy, to which all men belong to whether they know it or not.

Come on guys, we have to maintain the social construct of patriarchichal superiority with in the nuclear family and within our social relationships so that the phallocentric ideal, as mentioned by sociologist Max Weber, can continue to produce gender-favourable outcomes and maintain our chronolimbastic nuances in political sub-regions such as in Catholic Missionary outpost in the
outer Jhabotsi region of Ghana, thusly causing their regional dialect to be imbued with Americanized street patois.

Together, we shall continue to)overcome.

10:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Boilermakers do not require the shot to be droppped inot the glass. This is just a technique known as a depth charge. Amaretto and beer is called a Dr. Pepper, which can also be made with a depth charge or just pouring the shot in.

-6:27

10:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well said 3:24 :)

1:46 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:22 went too far. But she does have a point.

You can see it in this line from 4:32: I love the high standards that the girls of western have to live up to.

Why do Western girls have to live up to a standard? Why can't they just be themselves? I'm sure some girls genuinely want to wear Uggs and makeup everyday, but I'm sure there are also some that just lack the confidence to go out without any makeup. Wouldn't it be better for those girls to feel confident just being themselves?

I know Western boys are capable of liking a girl that isn't all made up, because guys hit on me at this school, and quite honestly, I'm a bum compared to most Western girls. I wear running shoes out clubbing, and the last time I wore makeup was in December. If I have a few finals back to back, I don't bother showering. Granted, I'm curvy, but I get far more compliments on my sense of humour than my breasts. I would like to believe at least some of them are sincere.

I would go into the Western guy standard, but since I have no desire to be with a metro guy, mostly because I have to be the pretty one, I'm not really sure how to define it. I will point out that at a school where everyone is supposedly so rich, I'm sure it's not fun to be a not-rich guy trying to get a date.

No one should have to live up to a standard. And apparently, people have more satisfying sex in an egalitarian society. So why don't we do our slutty college duty and make that happen?

- Radical Feminist

3:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Radical Feminist,

well played, i say, well played.

10:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Errrr, lol. It's hard to be trendy and a pilot. (b/c you're broke all the time) (fairly unrelated to this blog..ooo well)

~Western Girl

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

HEY! That wasn't me. You're Western Girl #2.

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Nerd Boy said...

I think you're all missing the point of the original post: This poor lost soul doesn't fully understand mathematics. Why hasn't somebody offered to be her tutor? Quick everyone...to the nerdmobile!

In addition! To many of you peeple need help with you're spelling and gramer. Thy're is a solution by call me. 555-NERD is number you are look for.

Academically yours,
Nerd Boy

4:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i did your mom in the nerdmobile.

3:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lmfao!

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Monique said...

What's up with the battered wife sunglasses? Who decided to make those trendy?

11:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Earth-daughter"

WTF??

i for one, do NOT want to be known as an "Earth-daughter", thank you VERY much.

11:23 PM  

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