Friday, April 14, 2006

To be fair, he really should have been.

Girl #1: Hey, did you hear David Suzuki is coming to town?
Girl #2: Wasn't he in The Karate Kid?
Girl #1: Ummm...

-- The Spoke, overheard by Mary and Cindy

22 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

somewhere, mr. miyagi is weeping.

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

somewhere, mr. miyagi is dead and buried

3:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

somewhere, your mom is dead and buried

4:35 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

somewhere, your joke is dead and buried

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd pay a nickel to watch David Suzuki and the undead Mr. Miyagi have a knock-down, drag-em-out, ethnic stereotype, zombie-brawl. And if this were to happen (and the CBC decided to broadcast it), maybe then I'd actually have a reason to watch The Nature of Things.

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ LMFAO ... marry me.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The titles MAKE this blog.

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

david Suzuki's parents live in london. gunn street. THE SECRET'S OUT!!!!


hahaha.

5:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear 4:35pm,

There are people out there whose mothers ARE dead and buried. Although I don't crack any, I have no problem with most "Your mom" jokes (to each his own). However, please do be aware of what you are saying, as it can be potentially hurtful to others.

Sincerely,

11:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:11 your mom can be potentially harmful to others.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahahahah. Good one:)

4:16 AM  
Anonymous Les said...

Oh for fucks sake. At least they won't be bothering people at convocation.

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Suzuki's parents or people who make mom jokes?

12:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I assume people who make mom jokes, because I guess they're too stupid to graduate. Unless, of course, David Suzuki is speaking at convocation and I'm not aware of it. I thought he was just doing the book thing.

I agree that dead and buried was a little far. What if the person's mom really was dead? In real life, you'd feel terrible for making a mistake like that. It's not ok just because it's the internet.

However, the joke is indeed dead and buried, and that was a much better response.

10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Unless 10:10 means dead moms.

10:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sizuki went to my highschool. he's a smart lad. and his parents do indeed live on gunn street.

but the karate kid would have indeed been far sweeter had david suzuki partook in the film ;)

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If 3:49 can dish the dead and buried jokes, then he can take them.

12:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my mom died.

WHY, INTERNET? WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME OF MY PAAAAAIIIIN?

1:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because you touch yourself at night.

3:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me too. :)

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ME THREE!

2:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mr. Myagi will fuck up all you haters.

David Suzuki will bitch at you for wasting gas. Fuckaz!

12:28 AM  

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