To be fair, he really should have been.
Girl #1: Hey, did you hear David Suzuki is coming to town?
Girl #2: Wasn't he in The Karate Kid?
Girl #1: Ummm...
-- The Spoke, overheard by Mary and Cindy
Girl #2: Wasn't he in The Karate Kid?
Girl #1: Ummm...
-- The Spoke, overheard by Mary and Cindy
22 Comments:
somewhere, mr. miyagi is weeping.
somewhere, mr. miyagi is dead and buried
somewhere, your mom is dead and buried
somewhere, your joke is dead and buried
I'd pay a nickel to watch David Suzuki and the undead Mr. Miyagi have a knock-down, drag-em-out, ethnic stereotype, zombie-brawl. And if this were to happen (and the CBC decided to broadcast it), maybe then I'd actually have a reason to watch The Nature of Things.
^ LMFAO ... marry me.
The titles MAKE this blog.
david Suzuki's parents live in london. gunn street. THE SECRET'S OUT!!!!
hahaha.
Dear 4:35pm,
There are people out there whose mothers ARE dead and buried. Although I don't crack any, I have no problem with most "Your mom" jokes (to each his own). However, please do be aware of what you are saying, as it can be potentially hurtful to others.
Sincerely,
11:11 your mom can be potentially harmful to others.
hahahahah. Good one:)
Oh for fucks sake. At least they won't be bothering people at convocation.
^ Suzuki's parents or people who make mom jokes?
I assume people who make mom jokes, because I guess they're too stupid to graduate. Unless, of course, David Suzuki is speaking at convocation and I'm not aware of it. I thought he was just doing the book thing.
I agree that dead and buried was a little far. What if the person's mom really was dead? In real life, you'd feel terrible for making a mistake like that. It's not ok just because it's the internet.
However, the joke is indeed dead and buried, and that was a much better response.
Unless 10:10 means dead moms.
sizuki went to my highschool. he's a smart lad. and his parents do indeed live on gunn street.
but the karate kid would have indeed been far sweeter had david suzuki partook in the film ;)
If 3:49 can dish the dead and buried jokes, then he can take them.
my mom died.
WHY, INTERNET? WHY MUST YOU REMIND ME OF MY PAAAAAIIIIN?
because you touch yourself at night.
Me too. :)
ME THREE!
Mr. Myagi will fuck up all you haters.
David Suzuki will bitch at you for wasting gas. Fuckaz!
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