Tuesday, April 11, 2006

No, it actually means you've got 280%. Whoa!

Girl #1: So I got 60% on the first two tests, and 80% on the second two tests.
Girl #2: So that means you've got a 97% in the class right?
Girl #1: Yeah, that sounds about right!

-- B&GS, overheard by Courtney


Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha I'm betting girl #1 was being sarcastic though.

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

come on, they must be joking. this is too out of context

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Natasha said...


1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i appreciate this quote because i am one of those people who spends more time working out my *possible* marks than actually studying for the final... lol

1:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is crap. who chose this one to make the wall??

NO ONE makes it to university and says something as ignorant as that seriously. Even VDBs math is better than that.

2:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I doubt it's ignorance, I'd say something like that jokingly, I bet they were completely joking around about it.

6:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:58, got rage?

calm your ass down. we realize it was probably just a joke. who chose your stupid comment to be posted on "the wall"?


7:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

7:38. I did... assclown.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't get what you guys are talking about....she has a 97% in the class because you miss the part where slutty girl 1 says she slept with the prof.

8:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ bahahaha

1:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Insert obligatory 'your mom' comment here

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guys like girls with math skills.

10:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and numchuck skills.

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and over-used napoleon dynamic quotes (apparently?)

10:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ wtf? "(apparently?)"

as if you can ever over-use napoleon quotes.

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just like you can never over use your mom because if u can i have done it.

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

as if napoleon dynamite quote are most definitly over totally used a large portion of the sometimes more then 50% of the teenage (and sometime adult) population.


6:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^where's the grammar nazi now? this guy could really use it.

9:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol. wow. i pray that 6:48 does NOT attend university.

maybe there's someone in languages that can translate that...

10:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i THINK that 6:48 was saying "napoleon dynamite quotes are so overused by teenagers and on occasion adults. I cannot believe this. How is this possible?"

i THINK that's what they were trying to say...I can't be too certain though.

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mother is overused by teenagers.

3:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hope 6:48 was high. Or drunk. God I'm hungover (and not 6:48)...ughhh...

10:37 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:48(me!) was mocking teenage girls who enjoying using the phrase, "as if".

11:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

well, no offense or anything, but you didn't do it very well.

1:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ ...and now we're mocking you because you're incomprehensible.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*pointing and laughing at 6:48*

offense intended... lol.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha, 6:48, you didn't even make sense at 11:51...girls who enjoying, eh. Good one.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I should be much more careful when blogging.
The funny thing is... you all are making fun of the fact that I have been writing in illiterate ways - yet, that was the POINT.
my point to ALL of you is this:
instead of catching the superficial, surface of my ridiculous blogs, maybe you should think about them before you start bitching.

9:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ooh good come back!!1!!eleven!
you're just upset becuase you can't compete with all the other *cool* kids (subjective) who know how to properly dis one another.
And your use of "like" and "as if" completely out of context was deplorable and sub-standard Valley at best. We who begin "bitching" are too busy laughing at how ridiculous your feeble "superficial" attempts at humour were, to even begin to analyze the true purpose of your statement. Like your mother always said, first impressions are always relevant, no matter how superficial or insignificant they may seem.

12:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:35, i hate to break it to you but no level of analysis is possible when you are totally incoherent...intended or not.

your 9:35 post was the first i've understood...lol. so at least we're making progress.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You all took this WAY too seriously.
Did you seriously think I wrote/talked like that?
My dears, I am oh-so sorry that my "valley-girl talk" is so unsatisfactory.

On second thought..
I'm not.

3:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i took your mom. seriously

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...and she was pretty damn unsatisfactory, too.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha, zing.

4:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:50, just admit that you were drunk and high. It's nothing to be ashamed of... but defending yourself is. Please read what you wrote on that first post. I'd write like that too if I was trashed.

3:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was neither drunk nor high. I don't drink, because I don't need to. Too bad everyone tends to blame their idiotic moments on alcohol or drugs.

But no, I was 100% sober.
Fuckin' right. :)

11:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't need to drink either. I don't need to dance, or eat candy, or watch TV. I do it because I want to. Don't act all superior just because you don't enjoy certain popular activities. And although all idiotic moments should not be blamed on alcohol, it does contribute to stupidity. Otherwise you wouldn't need to be sober to drive or sign contracts. I respect your choice not to drink, but honestly, did you even read this:
"as if napoleon dynamite quote are most definitly over totally used a large portion of the sometimes more then 50% of the teenage (and sometime adult) population."

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, you *do* need to eat. Maybe not candy, but that is a choice that you *do* say "YES" to!
And after you watch TV, which you obviously -also- say "YES" to, you *do* need to dance, or else your tummy would look rather round.

(I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess it already is.. you seem like quite the bitter bitch. That is quite judgemental of myself though, so you can ignore it. Can you say "YES" to ignoring?)

I am deeply sorry that I do not contribute to "certain popular activities". I didn't know that not participating in certain activities was being "superior". In fact, I didn't know that wanting to be mysoberself 100% of the time was any kind of problem.

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ lol... you = tool.

5:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:49, you should calm down and have a drink

8:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:49 - your mother is a popular activity, and she definitely went out on more than a limb for me last night. i'm deeply sorry too.

and on another note, stop taking shit seriously

12:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wasn't taking anything seriously, hense my " "as if napoleon dynamite quote are most definitly over totally used a large portion of the sometimes more then 50% of the teenage (and sometime adult) population."
It was after everyone took the damn thing literally that I decided to take EVERYTHING seriously.
ironic, yes?

10:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^your 15 minutes of internet coverage have come and gone. Please do us all a favour and return to your hermit lifestyle whereby you abstain from all the pleasures of life.
"As if he would totally overpost his lame Napoleon Dynamite quote. That guy is like so two days ago".

And that sir is the correct usage of the Valley speak. Hopefully by now you will have learned not to go preaching on a topic in which you are not well versed.

1:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am a female.. props for trying.

2:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh! Someone thought she was a guy when she's really female! Burn on them! BURN!

2:12, you need to stop.

8:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:12, your mom is a female. i, too, give her props for trying... last night.

12:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watch out, she gave me the clap last year.

11:20 PM  

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