Thursday, April 06, 2006

No, they just look real hard at stuff.

Guy #1: Is that the observatory?
Guy #2: Yeah.
Guy #1: Think there's a telescope in there?

-- overheard by Will

33 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

great title

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, they mainly use binoculars.

10:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"No, the observatory is where we keep the campus conservatives. We keep them here on permanent display. Hence the name of the building."

10:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

awesome title AND awesome comment from 10:43!!

11:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, the title's gold.

11:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The key to world peace is killing all those who wear UGGS.

-Bob, the UGG Conquerer

12:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

will... you blow goats

2:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Easy on the uggs, usually chicks who wear them are pretty slutty and will do crazy sleazy things with you. I mean, are you saying you don't like sluts?

10:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ If they wear Uggs, they deserve to perish in flames. It's simple science.

-Bob, the UGG Conquerer

12:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Bob the Ugg Conquerer, i think you have down syndrome. Im no doctor, but you should look into that. I hate UGGS just as much as the next guy, but i would take a school full of Hot UGG wearing girls over an annoying dousch bag UGG hater. For example, You Bob.....No one likes you.

2:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like Bob.

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't.

- Bob's mom

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:27 - the fact you free admit you would mate with an inferior species (Ugg wearers) disturbs me to no end. For the sake of the human gene pool, please end yourself.

-Bob, Ugg Conquerer

3:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to know how a comment about the observatory became an ugg boot discussion

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

because bob is an attention whore

5:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yup, if Bob were a pony he'd know but a single trick.

Bob (the Ugg Conquering Attention Whore) ought to do everyone with originality a favour and cease posting his one repetitious sentiment in every single thread. If Bob cannot do this (sorry to stretch the metaphor well beyond the point of recognition), then perhaps he might consider introducing himself to his friendly, neighbourhood glue factory.

The difference between Bob and an idiotic Ugg girl is that at least the Ugg girl doesn't feel the need to tell you on every conceivable occasion how great her Uggs are. An Ugg-girl will at least generally leave you alone to marvel at her vacuousness. Bob's pathology grants me no such reprieve. I wish Bob, if nothing else, could at least aspire to meet the minimal standard of consideration exhibited by Ugg-wearers and stop polluting these comment sections with his irrelevant and (by this point) played-out remarks.

6:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww, you're so mean. =P

The comments that make me laugh the most tend to be Bob's, especially when they are in a completely irrelevant thread.

9:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ROCK ON BOB! ROCK ON!

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since there's so much Bob-love here, the words of the immortal Herschel Schmoikel Krustofski seem apt:

"And now, boys and girls, here he is, the boy that says the words you've been longing to hear, like the salivating dogs that you are,... Bob, the Ugg-Conquerer!!"

10:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love krusty the klown.

1:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob the Ugg Conquerer: You either love him or you love to hate him.

1:33 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

....or you are entirely indifferent to him but occaisionally wonder what he does with his spare time....

2:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm in 2:06's group. I hate stupid people, or ignorant people, but Bob seems to have good grammar,spelling, and quite the healthy vocabulary, and stands for a good cause. So really, I don't care.

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm sure he's very intelligent and competent but the comments are just annoying, especially when entirely irrelevant.

2:42 AM  
Anonymous an ugg hater just as fed up with attention whores said...

i think after bob's repetitious comments we should all start posting the same reply. something like "eat a dick bob" or just plain "fuck off attention whore".

extensive vocabulary or not...it's old...

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya old like your mom

2:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ lol... yet another shining example of the same tired comments being posted again, and again, and again...

8:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i think this site has gone downhill...

wait, i'll save someone else the trouble: downhill much like your mom

10:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What this site needs less of:

1. Ugg comments
2. Mom jokes (obvious ones, anyway)
3. use of stock stereotypes (e.g. blonde dumb ugg whore)....c'mon, lets to some CREATIVE stereotyping!

12:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What this site needs less of:

1. Your mom

3:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this site needs more cowbell

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this site needs more sex

(anyone?)

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

YES PLEASE.

3:37 PM  

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