Tuesday, April 04, 2006

He serves them up backhand.

Keener Law Guy: Hey guys, guess what happened while I was playing tennis with [Professor Smith]?
Law Student #1: ...You play tennis with a professor?
Keener: Oh yeah, on Saturdays. It was windy, and...
(The other law student interrupts and makes fellatio gestures.)
Keener: No, really, it was windy, and he is a great player and so wanted to keep playing and...
Law Student #2: Do you play with the professor’s balls or do you have your own?

-- Law School, overheard by Phil

28 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Law students?

sycophantic? name dropping?

Never!

12:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There should be a law in all countries against wearing UGGS, under penalty of death.

-Bob, the UGG Conquerer

6:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Bob,

I'm sure many of us (myself included) appreciate your support for the anti-UGG cause, but now you're just getting annoying. Tone it down a bit, eh?

7:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with 7:41... good cause... annoying execution

11:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ummm... fuck bob, this quote is hysterical.

LMFAO

11:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bob sucks.

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I, for one, find Bob's antics hilarious.

Keep up the good work buddy!

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ you're probably bob

2:24 PM  
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6:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:43: Mean.

Anonymous name-dropping is a little cruel, don't you think?

12:08 PM  
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7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gutless, indeed.

Doesn't even rise to the 'writing on bathroom stalls' standard.

No class.

1:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was just thinking that this site doesn't drop enough names:

know who else blows? Hugh G. Rection. what a prick.

8:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ LMFAO

11:00 PM  
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10:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh my god... is this for real?

hey i know, let's all stop dropping names and grow up. you people are going to be lawyers. if you can't stand the face-to-face confrontation of telling someone they're a prick, perhaps you should change professions.

11:31 PM  
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12:06 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:06

LOL, that is SO funny....

Doesn't everyone who named names feel brilliant now for responding like you did?

I think a lot of people just got exposed for being very immature.

12:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Like school on Sunday:

No class.

8:36 AM  
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