Monday, April 03, 2006

Sadly, Western doesn't offer a degree in talking about people. Happily, you can major in being a slutty whore.

Girl #1: I wonder if I should try and have sex with my TA before finals to make sure I pass this course.
Girl #2: Well, do you think you are actually going to fail?
Girl #1: Well, maybe not fail -- because I am pretty confident with about half the stuff we talk about. I just don't get why if you're not in science you have to take one of those stupid courses. I mean, I just like talking about people and stuff, and not about this DBA crap.
Girl #2: You mean DNA?
Girl #1: Yeah, whatever, what do you think I should do?
Girl #2: Well, if you think you are going to fail, they can only bump your mark up so much. So if you get like a 49%, then if you sleep with him, maybe you'll get a 60%.
Girl #1: Okay, well, what if I get a 60%, but maybe I want a better mark?
Girl #2: Well, then, for sure try and sleep with him because maybe he could push it as high as a B+, but not an A, that's too obvious.
Girl #1: That's okay, I like B's.
Girl #2: Yeah, B's are good.

-- Starbucks, overheard by Nicole


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Come on! Is this for real? DBA? How could you pass OAC/grade 12 biology without knowing what DNA is! Either this is made up or this girl is as thick as two short feck'n planks. If it's the latter, then how did someone like this get into university? Please...someone answer this, seriously.

5:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that's completely fucked

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I posted this and yes, it is true. I am a TA and you wouldn't BELIEVE the stuff people hand in. Atleast this chick wasn't a science major. There are people in science programs that make mistakes like this all the time. This one student asked me a question during an exam in December about a problem on the test and said that it was not possible to answer. I asked why they thought that and they said "Well because this question is asking about prokaryotes and all the answers say DNA, and everyone knows that prokaryotes don't have any DNA". I corrected her and said "No, things like ROCKS don't have DNA ... ROCKS ... living things have DNA, get it?". It's really sad.


6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Yeah, B's are good."

They're alright, but C's are more of a handful. Usually better proportioned, too.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I’d sleep with a Prof/TA for higher marks. Why not? Last year I tried sleeping with my genetics TA for higher marks. I’m pretty hot, so I wasn’t sure if he was honest or just gay. Turns out he has a kid, so I guess he’s honest.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous POD said...

7:28-->your parents must be so proud...slutty, lazy and conceited...pure marriage material

7:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ I know this may be shocking, but is it possible he just wasn't attracted to your skanky self?

Bleaching your hair and ungodly shade of blonde and dressing like a whore does not mean you are "pretty hot," it means you are a western girl. and if he's a TA he's probably had many a girl throw themselves at him for higher marks...that's probably how he got the kid

7:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol... ouch

8:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

does the kid have dna too?

Seriously though, trying to sleep with a prof is the stuff of bad movies... not what you'd expect from (supposedly) intelligent people. If you want to try that stuff, why the hell did you even go to university in the first place? Wouldn't it have been easier to get knocked up by a rich guy in highschool and live off his family your whole life?? Or, if you are that desperate, why not just kill yourself now, because its pretty obvious by now that you are a useless piece of skin? Like why continue the charade? Anyone who has seen or heard you can pretty much tell that you are narcissitic slut-bag... why pretend you are here for any other reason than to "trick" some poor bastard into marrying you so you can continue to leech off of him once you move out of your parents' house in Oakville?

Lastly, its not fair that girls get to sleep with TAs, since most TAs are guys, that doesn't leave us guys with many options.

11:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Only good looking female TA I had was in first year, and I was too fat in first year to bother trying, marks or not. Thanks, Frosh 40!

P.S. Since then I have dropped all 40, thank god, but still probably couldn't pick her up.

12:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

so.. because you want to sleep with your TA you're a useless bag of skin?
you know, "intelligent" people do fucked up things too..
if they want to have sex, then who the fuck cares?
11:59- you seriously need to take it easy. maybe just once? common, try it.

9:13 AM  
Anonymous Natasha said...

9:13 - Haha! Too much salt on fresh wounds, madam?

9:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dam, wish i was a TA, maybe i would get laid more ..

10:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

10:14, it's not all that it's cracked up to be. These Western Sluts think they're great in the sack, but there's only so much nipple-biting and ass slapping a man can do before it gets old.
However, having the highest GPA class does look good for the proffs!

12:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yah, I gotta say the undergrads really don't know how to fuck. a tight, young body, while fun to play with a couple times, gets old really fast. there's nothing else there to turn a man on but a body, the mind and personality leave much to be desired for the mostpart. however, that won't prevent me from banging more undergrads, i've just accepted that's all they're good for.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:01. You're probably an undergrad writing out his fantasies...interesting

5:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


actually you're wrong, i have a phd. and if you're a hot girl, i'll prove it to you. but just so you know, in fairness, i'm only interested in our body.

11:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


11:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this is so made up

12:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have the sneaking feeling that all above posters bragging about how much sex they have are virgins living in their parents' basement.

8:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mmhmm.. maybe I should think about doing my masters now.

5:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you totally should... you masters and your phd... 5 or 6 years of pure fun

9:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woah, all of a sudden because you don't have low self esteem, you're conceited?

Some of us are a bit more self-realized and love our hot selves for welll... our hot selves.

In short, yay self-esteem, boo people who have none.

5:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh ya, furthermore, we need more hot fem Masters students. It's not fair that girls can use their feminine wiles (sp?) to seduce AFC TA's, but us boys don't have that option. Sure, there's the good old fashioned sport fuck, but you know, that gets just as old as "nipple biting" and "ass slapping".

What about equality? I'm a humanist afterall.

p.s. to the guy who says x is getting too old, try digicams and showing them to all your friends, classmates, and so on. may as well get some use out of cheap technology.

5:49 PM  
Blogger F1 Racing Fan said...

Man, I wanna be a TA at Western!

11:52 PM  

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