Saturday, April 01, 2006

On his behalf: ouch.

Girl: We should probably get tomatoes, don't you think?
Guy: Yeah, good idea.
Girl: (Picking up a tomato and handing it to him) How's this one?
Guy: Perfect. It's firm, but not too firm.
Girl: Just like you!

-- Cherry Hill A&P, overheard by Lindsay


Anonymous Anonymous said...

maybe if the guy said something about the girls boobs being firm, but not too firm...this would be funny...right now not so much

12:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hee- it's funny because the guy's impotent!

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's cuddly. Cuddly is good.

4:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hehe or flaccid

7:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"It's firm, but not too firm" doesn't translate to him being flaccid or impotent.
Hardness varies with some guys and so does the preference of gals.

12:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The old folks at Cherryhill were either dazed or fuming after having heard that.

5:37 PM  

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