Sunday, April 02, 2006

"Yeah, dude, because then she would have, like, powers."

Guy #1: Yeah man, I'm totally over her now, I just want to be plutonic friends with her.
Guy #2: You want her to be radioactive?

-- overheard by Michael


Anonymous Anonymous said...

What an idiot. Probably in visual arts or something.

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kudos to guy #2 and being on the ball with his chemistry

8:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:11 - could you POSSIBLY open up your ass crack (just a bit!) and slowwwwwly let the pickle that is up it fall out?
I think it would make you feel less... sour?

9:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:11 -- if we were all just a little bit radioactive, wouldn't the world be a better place?

Meet me behind the bike racks after school.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If i was radioactive i would grow giant tomatoes

6:39 PM  
Anonymous jess said...


Oh, that one was so good.

11:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:26 a.m.: erm... actually, all organisms posess some raioactive material within themselves (Carbon 14 dating wouldn't work otherwise), so world improvement will have to come by some other means. sorry :P

10:35 PM  

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