Sunday, April 02, 2006

So ... Fast Eddie's is out?

Girl #1: I know I haven't had sex with anyone in a long time, but it's not like I'm going to do it just for the sake of doing it at this point. It's like if I were a vegetarian for a long time. I wouldn't just go out and get a greasy burger. I'd want to eat a steak.
Girl #2: Yeah, you especially don't want a greasy burger with syphilis.

-- Library


Anonymous Anonymous said...

this quote has restored my faith in this site...


10:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A noble endeavor on an arguably slutty campus.

12:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahh, Fast Eddie's... London's surest way to a quadruple bypass. Syphilis though? C'mon, don't knock the local restauranteurs, they're trying. Even if they do come in at a sloppy second.

And I'll insert a preemptive "So's your mom!" for everyone too.

12:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Western is most certainly NOT the slutty school some of you seem to think it is!

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

um.... 12:12... which Western are you going to??

12:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Maybe they live in the library. Cuz at parties & bars by Western, its STD heaven. I think we should put that in the Western brochure.

2:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:12 is prob a dude and is frustrated he can't get laid. His only justification is that the girls arent slutty. He is in denial.

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't I see some chick riding a guy in the library just last week?

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fucking hate 12:12, what an ignorant tool!

5:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:01 -- which library?

meet me there.

7:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ya you can even hook up in the libraries at western... not seeing how its so very celibate

2:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you're a guy and you haven't had a "stacks BJ" in Weldon, you haven't lived.

11:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Western's really not that slutty. Seriously. It depends on your taste in women. Fat chicks, low self-esteemed bitchy chicks, etc. are all the same everywhere. Pay enough non-attention to them, and they put out. You just can't come off like an over-ready fool.

Western is no different, in fact, the majority of girls I know, not so skanky. (poor me, i know)

Here's a pre-emptive "i'm rubber and you're glue" comment for anyone who wants to talk about my mom.

5:53 PM  

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