So ... Fast Eddie's is out?
Girl #1: I know I haven't had sex with anyone in a long time, but it's not like I'm going to do it just for the sake of doing it at this point. It's like if I were a vegetarian for a long time. I wouldn't just go out and get a greasy burger. I'd want to eat a steak.
Girl #2: Yeah, you especially don't want a greasy burger with syphilis.
-- Library
Girl #2: Yeah, you especially don't want a greasy burger with syphilis.
-- Library
posted by Overheard at Western at 10:14 PM
13 Comments:
this quote has restored my faith in this site...
LOL
A noble endeavor on an arguably slutty campus.
Ahh, Fast Eddie's... London's surest way to a quadruple bypass. Syphilis though? C'mon, don't knock the local restauranteurs, they're trying. Even if they do come in at a sloppy second.
And I'll insert a preemptive "So's your mom!" for everyone too.
Western is most certainly NOT the slutty school some of you seem to think it is!
um.... 12:12... which Western are you going to??
Maybe they live in the library. Cuz at parties & bars by Western, its STD heaven. I think we should put that in the Western brochure.
12:12 is prob a dude and is frustrated he can't get laid. His only justification is that the girls arent slutty. He is in denial.
Didn't I see some chick riding a guy in the library just last week?
I fucking hate 12:12, what an ignorant tool!
4:01 -- which library?
meet me there.
ya you can even hook up in the libraries at western... not seeing how its so very celibate
If you're a guy and you haven't had a "stacks BJ" in Weldon, you haven't lived.
Western's really not that slutty. Seriously. It depends on your taste in women. Fat chicks, low self-esteemed bitchy chicks, etc. are all the same everywhere. Pay enough non-attention to them, and they put out. You just can't come off like an over-ready fool.
Western is no different, in fact, the majority of girls I know, not so skanky. (poor me, i know)
Here's a pre-emptive "i'm rubber and you're glue" comment for anyone who wants to talk about my mom.
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