Better or worse than a sack and a river?
Guy: Yeah, my buddy's cat is dying, it has flesh-eating disease or something. And his dad told him to just hit it over the head with a shovel, but he couldn't do it.
-- Spoke, overheard by Karly
-- Spoke, overheard by Karly
posted by Overheard at Western at 9:58 AM
21 Comments:
Just donate the cat to orient express. They'll know what to do with it!
"Having a flesh-eating disease" sounds like a pejorative way for vegetarians to refer to people who enjoy a Big Kahuna Burger (mmmm...tasty!) from time to time.
Also, I can endorse the shovel as a reliable means for dispatching unwanted family members to the great beyond. Gramps never saw it coming, may he continue to rest in a flat, pancaked piece...
1105, nice Pulp Fiction reference.
(My girlfriend's a vegetarian, which pretty much makes me a vegetarian...)
dazz.
The dad is an asshat for suggesting a shovel as a form of euthanasia. He should be slowly beheaded with a dull knife.
You could just blast it with a .22 like my old man did...
strap some dynamite to it and see what happens...
aw... this post made me sad :(...
Or you could tie a piece of buttered bread to its back (butter side up), toss it off a building, and see which cliche is more true - that a cat always lands on its feet or that buttered bread always lands butter side down. :)
Or you could tie a piece of buttered bread to its back (butter side up), toss it off a building, and see which cliche is more true - that a cat always lands on its feet or that buttered bread always lands butter side down. :)
god damn lag... i thought it crashed when it actually posted. oh well, now i'm twice as not funny. :)
Hmmm. I'm pretty sure I was part of this conversation. Sweet!
my grandma prefers the method of a 2x4 straight to the kidneys. She no longer has stray cats wandering in her yard.
6:18 is brilliant.
Brilliantly unoriginal!
And in case anybody was wondering why toast always (at least 95% of the time) lands butter side down, it's simple physics. Humans are too short and the height of our countertops condemn us to a life of watching butter meet linoleum.
http://www.geocities.com/Omegaman_UK/bread.html
You're welcome.
10:25 reminds me of my first-year stats textbook that graphed a statistical correspondence between the number of stray cats in a neigbourhood decreasing while the number of chinese-food restaurants was increasing.
gotta go... got a lunch-date at Fu Lam Kitty :)
I doubt there was a stats book like that, I think people might be incredibly offended by that example. lol
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Coincidence? I think not. From the text: "Fun With Statistics: Introducing Fun to Statistical Analysis." By Dr. I. E. Katzenburger. (Toronto: U of T Press, 1999) 7th ed.
The Friendly Critic :)
It didn't format properly, it was supposed to be big X and a graph :(
That's amazing. I bet an asian didn't write that book.
I can tell from 2:14's comment that he's much more sympathetic. What a douche.
What a douche indeed.
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