Monday, April 10, 2006

"No! It was so witty and original, man!"

Guy: (noticing the reserved sign on the table) Reserved? Reserved for my balls! (to his friends) Can you believe I just said that?!

-- Call the Office, overheard by Cyrus

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

The title makes this one...sort of....

Really this isn't so much "funny" as it is asinine...

2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your mom is asinine.

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

In an odd twist, your mom is also reserved for my balls.

3:55 PM  
Anonymous Corey Lahey said...

Cyrus is fucked in the head. He failed grade 10.

4:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i appreciate this guy's ability to be self-reflective... it makes the quote that much more hilarious :)

5:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think its funnier that someone actually went out of their way to reserve a table at CTO

11:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't know that was possible:|

2:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

reserving a table at CTO is like reserving space in a ditch

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A ditch full of scenesters, maybe.

7:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A ditch of witty and original men, obviously...

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

scenesters = kids that got beat up in highschool?

12:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Scenesters = Blonde Ugg Wearing Western Whores [BUWWW.. start it. now. do it. do it.]

a desperate need for sex calls for a desperate location, hence the CTO scene.

PS: Dear Bob, the UGG Conquerer: I love thee.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ my balls are reserved for your (and bob's) face.

1:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OH GOOD! WE WERE LOOKING FOR A 3RD PARTNER! (



PS: we're both guys... I hope thats okay ;)

3:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

try old chicougars...

12:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've never seen an Ugg-wearing Western girl at CTO. Other horrible crimes against fashion like dreadlocks in a beard and a dress that looked like a ladybug costume, yes, but no Uggs.

10:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i had a sex dream about a monkey

3:49 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I picked up an Ugg wearing Western girl at CTO once. She didn't really realize what bar she was at though so it hardly counts.

5:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

5:11 - you're the type of person who hangs out at CTO and you picked up an UGG-wearing Western girl? desperate much?

4:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girl: "Do you mind if I have a drag of your cigarette?"
Boy: "Go right ahead."
*Girl takes drag of cigarette*
Boy: "Hey by the way, do you have Hep-C?"
Girl: "No."
Boy: "Well you do now bitch!"

6:16 AM  

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