"No! It was so witty and original, man!"
Guy: (noticing the reserved sign on the table) Reserved? Reserved for my balls! (to his friends) Can you believe I just said that?!
-- Call the Office, overheard by Cyrus
-- Call the Office, overheard by Cyrus
posted by Overheard at Western at 1:33 PM
20 Comments:
The title makes this one...sort of....
Really this isn't so much "funny" as it is asinine...
your mom is asinine.
In an odd twist, your mom is also reserved for my balls.
Cyrus is fucked in the head. He failed grade 10.
i appreciate this guy's ability to be self-reflective... it makes the quote that much more hilarious :)
I think its funnier that someone actually went out of their way to reserve a table at CTO
I didn't know that was possible:|
reserving a table at CTO is like reserving space in a ditch
A ditch full of scenesters, maybe.
A ditch of witty and original men, obviously...
scenesters = kids that got beat up in highschool?
Scenesters = Blonde Ugg Wearing Western Whores [BUWWW.. start it. now. do it. do it.]
a desperate need for sex calls for a desperate location, hence the CTO scene.
PS: Dear Bob, the UGG Conquerer: I love thee.
^ my balls are reserved for your (and bob's) face.
OH GOOD! WE WERE LOOKING FOR A 3RD PARTNER! (
PS: we're both guys... I hope thats okay ;)
try old chicougars...
I've never seen an Ugg-wearing Western girl at CTO. Other horrible crimes against fashion like dreadlocks in a beard and a dress that looked like a ladybug costume, yes, but no Uggs.
i had a sex dream about a monkey
I picked up an Ugg wearing Western girl at CTO once. She didn't really realize what bar she was at though so it hardly counts.
5:11 - you're the type of person who hangs out at CTO and you picked up an UGG-wearing Western girl? desperate much?
Girl: "Do you mind if I have a drag of your cigarette?"
Boy: "Go right ahead."
*Girl takes drag of cigarette*
Boy: "Hey by the way, do you have Hep-C?"
Girl: "No."
Boy: "Well you do now bitch!"
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