Wednesday, April 19, 2006

You and Andrew McCarthy!

Guy #1: She just never shuts up.
Guy #2: I know the feeling.
Guy #1: I wish I could find myself a naked woman who never speaks.
Guy #2: Yeah, they've got those now, they're called mannequins.
Guy #1: I really need to get one of them!

-- UCC, overheard by Jonny

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Guy #1 = sarcastic: "Yeah, i REALLY need to get one of THEM..."

1:04 PM  
Blogger Azuregray said...

Blow up doll maybe? A floor in my rez last year made communal use of one of those apparently, so it seems to serve its purpose.

6:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That sounds very made up and not funny at all.

11:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mannequin? Phht, just get a role of duct tape - problem solved.

12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I duct tape my girl all the time. She kicks and tries to scream for a while but she eventually calms down.

11:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

6:54

"Blow up doll maybe? A floor in my rez last year made communal use of one of those apparently, so it seems to serve its purpose."

If that rez was saugeen, isn't having a blow up doll a bit redundant? (if slightly more hygenic...)

2:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

your mom is slightly less hygienic.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

thank you for that wonderful 80s B movie reference. it totally made my night.

12:12 AM  

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