You and Andrew McCarthy!
Guy #1: She just never shuts up.
Guy #2: I know the feeling.
Guy #1: I wish I could find myself a naked woman who never speaks.
Guy #2: Yeah, they've got those now, they're called mannequins.
Guy #1: I really need to get one of them!
-- UCC, overheard by Jonny
Guy #2: I know the feeling.
Guy #1: I wish I could find myself a naked woman who never speaks.
Guy #2: Yeah, they've got those now, they're called mannequins.
Guy #1: I really need to get one of them!
-- UCC, overheard by Jonny
7 Comments:
Guy #1 = sarcastic: "Yeah, i REALLY need to get one of THEM..."
That sounds very made up and not funny at all.
Mannequin? Phht, just get a role of duct tape - problem solved.
I duct tape my girl all the time. She kicks and tries to scream for a while but she eventually calms down.
6:54
"Blow up doll maybe? A floor in my rez last year made communal use of one of those apparently, so it seems to serve its purpose."
If that rez was saugeen, isn't having a blow up doll a bit redundant? (if slightly more hygenic...)
your mom is slightly less hygienic.
thank you for that wonderful 80s B movie reference. it totally made my night.
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