Wednesday, April 19, 2006

No, that comes from Western.

Girl #1: Do you know cashmere comes from goats?
Girl #2: Yeah, and rayon comes from India.
Girl #3: What? Rim-job?

-- overheard by Robyn

68 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

besides the dirtiness of this quote....

Isn't rayon a synthetic?
So doesn't it come from anywhere?

3:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...or nowhere!

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

rayon... rim-job... i don't see how those two could get mixed up.

dirty sluts give me chubbies :)

7:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Rayon isn't synthetic. It's made of cellulose, usually from cotton lint and wood chips. But yeah, it probably comes from anywhere with plants.

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I got a RIM job in Waterloo...

9:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont see how having someones tongue up your ass makes you feel good

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't get anal sex. from the girl's perspective, why would you want something up your ass? from the guy's perspective, why would you want to take your most cherished party part and put it somewhere gross and dirty? It only makes sense in a gay relationship, where there is prostates and reciprocation.

11:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ass= tight= feels good on your dick

ass= prostate = sensitive = way powerful orgasm

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a woman don't have a prostate

12:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^and you have gotten bad grammar skills. Me think you were learned at b-rock or maybe you growned up at london all of you life. Locals is dumb here.

1:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

god, I hate the internet...

2:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

locals are dumb? are you serious? and how exactly did you make the assumption that that idiot is a local...IDIOT.

2:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Allah Ackbar!

3:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cashmere is actually from a type of sheep. Glad you all caught that one. Locals...pfft. I joke I joke!

9:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mommy, what's a rim job?

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"oh, why, that's when you put yout legs behind your head and have someone lick your ass."

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:49..."It only makes sense in a gay relationship, where there is prostates and reciprocation."

I am no doctor, but I think ALL men have prostates, not just gay ones...

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nice try 9:24 but cashmere is indeed the hair from a goat

12:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

there is cashmere from sheep and goats. I googled it. Google knows all.

12:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mostly goat though.

12:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:32...the person you were "correcting" meant that in gay relationships, it would make more sense/be more pleasurable overall because it would be two men and therefore the anus being slammed would have a prostate. If it was a heterosexual couple it wouldn't. Unless the woman was wearing a strap on. But let's not get crazy here.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, some of us out here like to reverse roles sometimes. You shouldn't consider this style crazy, because it is very pleasureable.... THINK before you judge!!!

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

724 good to know you like having dildos shoved up your ass

10:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

don't knock it til you try it

-- a trisexual

10:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's a trisexual? Women, men, and hermies?

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dunno....what is the difference between getting fucked in the ass by a strap-on and getting fucked in the ass by a guy?

If you're a straight guy, it makes no sense, if you're a girl, how can it feel good?

i guess it makes sense if you're bi...

but I guess if it feels good for you....go for it....

-an Autosexual

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:04, there are numerous ways to stimulate a man's prostate (not just being "slammed" in the ass with another man's penis or a dildo). It is possible for heterosexual couples to participate in prostate-stimulation without strap-ons. Seriously people, this is UWO! I expected members of such a sexually experienced student body would know these things!

- 12:32

11:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A trisexual is someone who will TRY anything

11:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

12:32, we were talking about anal sex. Anal sex = being slammed in the ass with a penis or a dildo.

11:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

prostrate or no prostrate, the anus has a ton of nerve endings.
hence why girls can enjoy it.
- a girl, and physiology major

9:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This site sucks.

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ it didn't before Bob and "your mom" got here.

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

for women, anal sex is said to also apply pressure to the g-spot, therefore making it feel good.

and atleast her boyfriend will shut up about sticking it in her ass for awhile.

a rim job is a little tongue on the ass for good measure's sake. feels kinda nice. when you folk all grow up and get bored of doggy style, you'll end up with something in your ass at one point or another...

1:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Trisexual - try anything once..."

Sex and the City fan by any chance?

LOL

2:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just because they say something on Sex and the City doesn't mean they invented it.

2:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL! This picture has a great deal of relevance to this thread:

http://www.goatse.ca/hello.jpg

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

dear god, not THAT pic again....If you look at it, you will start to taste vomit in your mouth....

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sex and the City sucks.

7:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

speak of sex in the city.. your mom.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mom gave me sex in the city last night. And she sucks, too.

9:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That picture is friggen horrifying. You should be kicked a little for posting it.

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:50, if you're a physiology major you really should know that it's spelled prostate - 1 r only.

12:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

girls + anal sex = real good pooping. Try it! it feels good!

2:10 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

all our exams are mcq. i don't need to know how to spell anything to be honest, just need to recognize the words. so occaisonally internet spelling slip-ups, where i don't spell check everything i write, happens. we're not all perfect. i'm not so proud of that, but it's how it goes.
-9:50

6:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

enough with the spelling nazis...

does an "r" really change your life? ...get over yourselves, its a blog POST.

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It didn't change my life but it did change the meaning of the sentence. The word prostrate means something along the lines of causing something to lie flat. I don't care personally because i got the point. Im not 12:57.

3:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am 12:57, and while the point was clear, it really bothers me that just because it's "only a blog post" it's suddenly okay to butcher the English language. Because of the context, 9:50, we did all know what you were talking about, but don't you ever have to write papers? A spellcheck won't catch "prostrate" because it's a real word, but it's an entirely different word.

I'm not trying to attack you personally, and I don't mean that misspelling one word constitutes butchery of the language. But it set me off, because it's more obvious in an otherwise intelligent context such as your comments, and there are so many people who know how to use the language and just don't care.

-12:57

6:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Me fail english that's unpossible!

7:55 PM  
Anonymous an english major said...

6:49, who the fuck cares if we butcher the english language? I mean should we stop using slang and improper grammar and msn/email abbreviations?

don't be so rigid...the prescriptivist grammarians will not track you, or any of us down.

9:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:25: You are a certified retard.

10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i don't care for spelling or grammer. The only thing i care about in the world........is doing your mom up the pooper. I can die a happy man because i have put my penis in her bum.

10:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

grammer, eh. Now THAT'S beautiful irony. Well, okay, not so much irony because it's a matter of spelling and grammar, but close enough.

11:53 PM  
Anonymous a certified retard said...

10:00PM, care to elaborate why or is it just that you couldn't understand my big words. Let me make it easier for you: it's okay not to use perfect English spelling and grammar on a message board.

9:25

12:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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12:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:25 I think its because you are registered as a certified retard with the retard association of Canada. Meetings are usually just your family reunions. ~*~

2:17 AM  
Anonymous ctrlaltdel said...

Tragically 1337

2:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:17

making fun of handicapped people = funny

you = asshole

- not 9:25 but someone who thinks you're a moron

11:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought 2:17 was funny. I hope we all can come together and laugh at others misfortunes. Like for example....11:32 and his small penis that sometimes gets mistaken for an outtie belly button.

12:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

SNAP

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

bahahahaha 12:42

12:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm not a big fan of using the word "retarded" as a derrogatory term but i must admit i did laugh.

7:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Durrrr!

7:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...tttttttyyyyyyyy just like your spellin nazi motha! what!?

8:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ bahahahaha! so unnecessary

1:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

outtie belly buttons are gross.

7:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's the latest web-travesty to hit western... the Saugeen Stripper Strikes Again!!!! I know the guy in the video, what a player!!

http://www.totallycrap.com/media/stripperpuke/

10:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's one of the grossest things I've ever seen. Ever. And I've seen a lot.

5:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mom's one of the grossest things I've ever seen.

6:22 PM  

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