Friday, August 18, 2006

Just another ho-hum morning at Saugeen...

Girl: Give me back my man, get out of my bed, and put on some clothes!

-- overheard by Diana and Cynthia


Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Skankasaurus stole my man
Her scaly hide was bare

Discretion? Skankasaur had none
But of herpes - plenty to spare

I said "Get out, you two bit trick! Don't darken my doorway again"

But the Skankasaur roared (to the Himbo implored), "What's your number? Can I borrow a pen?"


2:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mom is a Skankasaurus.

4:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahahahahaha! Awesome.

3:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the real question is how did two girls overhear this at once unless they were both skanking it up with her man

9:47 AM  

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