Monday, August 21, 2006

Could be the chlamydia.

The professor is explaining how semen is chock-full of sugars (glucose, etc.).

Girl: (raises hand) If it's so full of sugars, why doesn't it taste sweet?

She promptly runs from the room.

-- UWO Sex Psychology class, overheard by Helen

21 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I call fake on this one.

That set-up and punchline is a well-known joke.

Originality, people.

1:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah wasn't that in an e-mail that was sent around? wasn't his response because the sweet tastebuds are around the front of your tongue not the back of your throat?
and is this class even offered in the summer?

9:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

While I think this comment is bullshit as well there was something that happened in my grade nine gym class that was even better. My teacher went over the same material and one dude put his hand up asking "Does that mean it tastes sweet?", to which the teacher replied, "I've never tasted it, but I am sure you can go home and try it out yourself tonight". That was way better due to the subtle homoerotic overtones.

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

totally fake. funny, but fake.

6:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

9:59 - yes it is offered as a summer course

7:05 PM  
Anonymous leebee said...

even if this is fake, it definitely made my day.
yay for semen!!

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, I call fake too.

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm guessing it's as real as most breasts at Western

9:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I first heard this joke about 4 years ago.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fake or not, we've got nothing in the summer. But fear not, my fellow readers! School will start again soon enough.

Actually, that's probably a bad thing.

8:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

For those who call fake, I had a sex-ed class in highschool where pretty much this exact thing happened. Talking about calories in semen and how it's because of sugars and stuff and sure enough some dumb chick made this comment. So I guess the point here is that there's enough dumb people out there to keep making stuff like this happen all the time.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love the subject line of this entry.

10:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My Gr 11 Biology teacher told us a story about when he used to teach sex ed to Gr 8 students... a girl asked what happened to the umbilical cord after the baby is born. He jokingly said that the doctor gives it a tug and it retracts inside the woman like the cord on blinds. The whole class snickered, and they moved on.

Apparently, she believed that for years, until mentioning it one day in class years later, and a couple of kids who'd been in class with her that day had to tell her he'd been joking.

9:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i agree with all claims of this being fake. heard it long time ago, it's on maddox too.

11:08 - i totally agree, your gr 9 scenario is wayy funnier

2:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

in grade 7, we were in science class and the teacher was on the topic of Ecosystems, so he used the term "organism" several times. Girl puts up hand, "What's an orgasm?" Haha, the whole class bursted out laughing. Teacher: "Um, this is the wrong class to be asking that question."

9:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's definitely happened, but not here recently- kids, classes haven't started yet!

6:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

definitely fake, got it in an email too.

9:46 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

FAKE.

4:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I heard about this a few years ago, and I have to admit, even if it is fake, there has to be some truth to it.

6:52 AM  
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