Tuesday, October 10, 2006

And the rate of change of this guy's ignorance is... zero.

A guy gets kicked out of the annual Western Snowboard Club party at Call The Office, and continues to try and fight the huge bouncer.

Club Manager: You’re stupid.
Snowboarder: I’m not stupid! I got a ninety in math!
Bouncer: What?
Snowboarder: Yeah, do you know what the derivative of 2x is?
Bouncer: No...
Snowboarder: It’s x, stupid!

-- Call the Office, overheard by Talya

17 Comments:

Blogger Drew-Not-Toothpaste said...

Oh my gosh, this is priceless. He's in the wrong club.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Will someone please hurry up and behead that goofy motherfucker drew-not-toothpaste?

3:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

isn't it 2? not x?

it's been a while since I took calculus

4:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah it's 2

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2dx, to be precise.

6:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3:06 We should start a club...

12:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2dx is the training wheel version

6:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your mom is the training wheel version.

12:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my mom said she had to be the training wheel version because you were really THAT MUCH OF AN AMATEUR

3:45 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i love it when your mom trains me, especially when i get to rail her!

9:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

My mom's just happy that you are over your fascination with little boys/girls... she says you now know what "boobies" are

She's still pissed that you refer to them as "boobies" and "pee-pees" .. but she's sure you'll get over these pedophile-like tendencies over time

11:01 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

when the insular and abstract world of higher mathematics (and university for that matter) collides with the brute force of reality... its interesting to see that strength wins out...

Math Nerd may know his derivatives, but at the end of the night, he's the one standing outside!

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the 2nd derivative is 0.

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ok can we stop trying to out-nerd each other now???

4:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the integral is x^2 + C

7:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If only we had the boundary conditions we could determine C...

4:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

haha i was the bouncer i ran into the kid 2 years after the fact he droped out : )

4:38 PM  

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