And the rate of change of this guy's ignorance is... zero.
A guy gets kicked out of the annual Western Snowboard Club party at Call The Office, and continues to try and fight the huge bouncer.
Club Manager: You’re stupid.
Snowboarder: I’m not stupid! I got a ninety in math!
Bouncer: What?
Snowboarder: Yeah, do you know what the derivative of 2x is?
Bouncer: No...
Snowboarder: It’s x, stupid!
-- Call the Office, overheard by Talya
Club Manager: You’re stupid.
Snowboarder: I’m not stupid! I got a ninety in math!
Bouncer: What?
Snowboarder: Yeah, do you know what the derivative of 2x is?
Bouncer: No...
Snowboarder: It’s x, stupid!
-- Call the Office, overheard by Talya
posted by Overheard at Western at 9:31 AM
17 Comments:
Oh my gosh, this is priceless. He's in the wrong club.
Will someone please hurry up and behead that goofy motherfucker drew-not-toothpaste?
isn't it 2? not x?
it's been a while since I took calculus
yeah it's 2
2dx, to be precise.
3:06 We should start a club...
2dx is the training wheel version
Your mom is the training wheel version.
my mom said she had to be the training wheel version because you were really THAT MUCH OF AN AMATEUR
i love it when your mom trains me, especially when i get to rail her!
My mom's just happy that you are over your fascination with little boys/girls... she says you now know what "boobies" are
She's still pissed that you refer to them as "boobies" and "pee-pees" .. but she's sure you'll get over these pedophile-like tendencies over time
when the insular and abstract world of higher mathematics (and university for that matter) collides with the brute force of reality... its interesting to see that strength wins out...
Math Nerd may know his derivatives, but at the end of the night, he's the one standing outside!
the 2nd derivative is 0.
ok can we stop trying to out-nerd each other now???
the integral is x^2 + C
If only we had the boundary conditions we could determine C...
haha i was the bouncer i ran into the kid 2 years after the fact he droped out : )
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