Friday, October 20, 2006

They don't really develop umbrella skills until age 16.

Girl is fidgeting with her umbrella in a crowded elevator when suddenly the rod extends, hitting the ass of the girl in front of her.

Girl: (laughing) Sorry. I'm like a 14-year-old boy with this thing.

-- Weldon Library, overheard by Heather

10 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha, this is fucking hilarious! I love this girl!

8:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

too bad not all girls are as playful as her.

2:02 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like girls

3:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like girls

Me too, unless they're completely brainless. Unfortunately, I go to Western, so...

12:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stop saying girls at Western are brainless. May I also add that sluttiness doesn't indicate stupidity?

4:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May I also add that sluttiness doesn't indicate stupidity?

No, but they are closely related symptoms of the same genetic defect.

11:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:21, what defect is that? I must have been asleep in Biology that day.

1:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

11:21, what defect is that? I must have been asleep in Biology that day.

What, I need to explain eugenics now?

12:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To back up what you're saying, sure. Otherwise you're just full of...shit.

7:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that was actually somewhat clever.

11:00 PM  

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