Tuesday, October 17, 2006

If by "bypass the line" you mean "stand at the back and hit on 17-year-olds."

Guy: I can bypass the line if I'm over 18, right?

-- Saturday night Jack's Lineup, overheard by Brendan

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Richard Ivey School of Business.

10:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^Profound.

11:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Westervelt College Certificate of Business

3:08 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cassie Campbell is ruining HNIC people! Wake up! She isn't a hockey player, she plays ringette! The suffix ette = bad, the suffix key = key. Harry Neale for life!

3:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^HNIC sucks. Watch more football.

3:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ even that is being ruined by sideline reporters who are broads. I mean why put a shrill 4'10" dame out there with a 6'4" 250lbs defensive end. She isn't even in the shot when she interviews them and they can't hear her for all the noise in the stadium.

3:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

actually...cassie campbell is a hockey player who played in the National Women's Hockey League and for Team Canada. Please note the difference between ringette and hockey.
For Example - in ringette you take a stick that looks like a hockey stick without a blade and jam it into a big ring. hmm....I imagine it's comparative in scale to your little dick in an average vagina....LOTS of room to move.

4:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Penisbird.

4:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

4:02, easy. Women don't play hockey. Hockey involves physical contact... saying women play hockey is like saying flag football players are doing the same thing as the NFL. It just doesn't work like that... I mean I could be the best boxer ever if boxing never involved physical contact.

4:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whatever the fuck she plays, she still doesn't beat Harry Neale.

4:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Harry Neale's day is long past. It's all about Jim Hughson and Kelly Hrudey, my friend.

6:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

blah blah hockey blah canadian, blah mullets blah

9:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cassie Campbell and Mary Carillo should shut the hell up. They're probably at home right now making out with eachother.
Don Cherry and John MacEnroe for life!

10:08 PM  
Anonymous nathan said...

Hey don't diss women's hockey, Canada's women's hockey team pwns mad noobs.

Also, someone said "penisbird"

I respond with:

fuckburger

3:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Canada also owns CURLING. Just because Canada "owns" something doesn't mean it doesn't suck.

As a matter of fact, most of the things Canada "owns" are things that suck.

6:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I owned your mom last night!

And you're definately correct about the sucking thing...

10:45 PM  

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