If by "bypass the line" you mean "stand at the back and hit on 17-year-olds."
Guy: I can bypass the line if I'm over 18, right?
-- Saturday night Jack's Lineup, overheard by Brendan
posted by Overheard at Western at 2:45 PM
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
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16 Comments:
Richard Ivey School of Business.
^Profound.
Westervelt College Certificate of Business
Cassie Campbell is ruining HNIC people! Wake up! She isn't a hockey player, she plays ringette! The suffix ette = bad, the suffix key = key. Harry Neale for life!
^HNIC sucks. Watch more football.
^ even that is being ruined by sideline reporters who are broads. I mean why put a shrill 4'10" dame out there with a 6'4" 250lbs defensive end. She isn't even in the shot when she interviews them and they can't hear her for all the noise in the stadium.
actually...cassie campbell is a hockey player who played in the National Women's Hockey League and for Team Canada. Please note the difference between ringette and hockey.
For Example - in ringette you take a stick that looks like a hockey stick without a blade and jam it into a big ring. hmm....I imagine it's comparative in scale to your little dick in an average vagina....LOTS of room to move.
Penisbird.
4:02, easy. Women don't play hockey. Hockey involves physical contact... saying women play hockey is like saying flag football players are doing the same thing as the NFL. It just doesn't work like that... I mean I could be the best boxer ever if boxing never involved physical contact.
Whatever the fuck she plays, she still doesn't beat Harry Neale.
Harry Neale's day is long past. It's all about Jim Hughson and Kelly Hrudey, my friend.
blah blah hockey blah canadian, blah mullets blah
Cassie Campbell and Mary Carillo should shut the hell up. They're probably at home right now making out with eachother.
Don Cherry and John MacEnroe for life!
Hey don't diss women's hockey, Canada's women's hockey team pwns mad noobs.
Also, someone said "penisbird"
I respond with:
fuckburger
^ Canada also owns CURLING. Just because Canada "owns" something doesn't mean it doesn't suck.
As a matter of fact, most of the things Canada "owns" are things that suck.
I owned your mom last night!
And you're definately correct about the sucking thing...
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