Mouthy Bus Drivers, vol. 4
The bus is extremely crowded and more people are getting on.
Bus driver over PA: Everybody, there's a sale at the back! Please migrate there. Unfortunately, there's no stock left so I'll give a raincheck. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!
Later in the ride, the bus is tilting slightly to one side from being too full.
Bus driver over PA: Can everyone please shift to the right please? RIIIIGHT RIIIIIIIIIGHT? Geez, did everyone eat dinner already?!
-- 13A Wellington, overheard by Lina
Bus driver over PA: Everybody, there's a sale at the back! Please migrate there. Unfortunately, there's no stock left so I'll give a raincheck. Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!
Later in the ride, the bus is tilting slightly to one side from being too full.
Bus driver over PA: Can everyone please shift to the right please? RIIIIGHT RIIIIIIIIIGHT? Geez, did everyone eat dinner already?!
-- 13A Wellington, overheard by Lina
posted by Overheard at Western at 9:12 PM
14 Comments:
I don't know if I buy the bus tilting, but at the same time, it's always so damned crowded full of people going to the mall that it's not that unbelievable...
it definitely tilted lol
and the wonderland when packed going from westmount mall to oxford/wonderland tends to tilt too (only the older buses)
i think i was on the bus some other time with that driver. it had to be him... when it got really full, and people kept coming on he said over the PA "CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3! THAT MEANS MOVE TO THE BACK PEOPLE!! ...thank you for shopping at Wal Mart"
-maybe he works there on weekends as a greeter?
People are stupid.
You'd think after hearing "Move to the back" 6 times a day they'd get the message and make room, but no...
It's almost enough to make me stop taking public transit.
Public transit sucks. Everyone crams onto a bus and tries to get out faster by sticking around the front. It's almost as dumb as everyone cramming a road in their cars and tailgating to get to work 2 seconds faster.
i heart public transit
Hmm, I musts have missed volumes one through three.
It's almost as dumb as everyone cramming a road in their cars and tailgating to get to work 2 seconds faster.
The great thing about working at a university is that I don't have to give a shit what time I get to work... :)
This bus driver has finally spoken in the only language most Western students can understand...
I'm pretty sure most UWO students don't shop at Wal-Mart...
hahaah i know that bus driver...
he is a friend of my family...
hahaha
OMG that was awesome!!! have to say the best posting i have read on this site yet! tooo tooo funny!
At least he brings entertainment to the bus ride. And if people moved back and used the space properly then he wouldn't have to. Take your bags off and put them between your legs...you are taking up the space of a person!
in response to I'm pretty sure most UWO students don't shop at Wal-Mart... well maybe they avoid it for social status but by judging what i see on campus and on this site....most of them will be shopping and working there.......dream on keep sellng freedom for your stupidity
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