Here at OAW, we think all flavours of cookie are equally smart.
Girl #1: Don't worry, I'm sure you did great. You're a smart cookie.
Girl #2: Can cookies be smart?
Girl #3: Yeah. They can be, like, vanilla and stuff.
-- 6 Richmond, overheard by Schona
Girl #2: Can cookies be smart?
Girl #3: Yeah. They can be, like, vanilla and stuff.
-- 6 Richmond, overheard by Schona
posted by Overheard at Western at 12:57 AM
10 Comments:
"You know, vanilla. Unlike those stupid chocolate chip or hispanic cookies."
Vanilla cookies are unquestionable superior in every respect to chocolate cookies. We won't even get into the damned kosher cookies.
except chocolate cookies have bigger genitalia
except chocolate cookies have bigger genitalia
Chocolate cookies possess such features because they are not baked as thoroughly as vanilla cookies. While vanilla cookies are refined and fully baked, chocolate cookies are genetically more closely related to raw cookie batter.
I don't think that Girl #3 was implying anything racial in her comment.
hahah, how far do you suppose this cookie metaphor can go?
6:24 --> Say what you will about chocolate cookies not being as thoroughly baked as vanilla ones, all I know is that getting baked with my chocolate homies never fails to be an entertaining time. If you axe me, quite a lot of vanilla cookies could do with a few extra minutes in the oven, if you know what I mean. *wink*
Brownies, on the other hand... don't even get me started. Always hopping the border with their weakass Mexican schwag... willing to spend their days in a sweltering, non-unionized lunchbox (taking the jobs from local comestibles) for crumbs on the cookie. Hell, I remember the days back when decent, hardworking gingersnaps were the ones driving taxis and picking fruit out in the orchards... now all you ever see is "exotic foreign dessert" this and "La Raza" that.
Won't somebody, please, PLEASE think of the Aeroroot biscuits?!?
Say what you will about chocolate cookies not being as thoroughly baked as vanilla ones, all I know is that getting baked with my chocolate homies never fails to be an entertaining time.
Chocolate and vanilla cookies should never, ever, EVER be stored in the same jar.
If you axe me,
This is why.
quite a lot of vanilla cookies could do with a few extra minutes in the oven, if you know what I mean. *wink*
Actually, I think the choclate cookies are the ones that should be thoroughly bakes in the great furnaces.
5:15- You're not supposed to use real ethinic titles! "weakass Mexican schwag" . . . you ruined the whole thing!
Schwag bags? Brickweed? Have these terms any meaning to you? Because that's what I would've thought the use of 'Mexican' was referring to - the weakass MJ from Mexico. It's not a title of an ethnic group in that context. My other reason for thinking so is because of the discussion around getting "baked" in that entry's preceding paragraph. But obviously you knew that already.
Regardless, this is all really beside the point. The topic was cookies, not pot brownies. Carry on...
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