Wednesday, October 25, 2006

Your student dollars: once again, working to further your education.

In Health Services, the informational programming is providing advice on what to do when meeting someone who is gay.

TV: Do not run screaming from the room. This is rude.

-- Health Services, overheard by Stephanie

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, try to keep the screaming to a minimum whilst beating your hasty retreat...

3:29 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, try to keep the screaming to a minimum whilst beating your hasty retreat...

Or alternatively, whilst hastily beating the homo...

11:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

*tear*

you hate me! Wah! *cutcutcut*

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you hate me!

Yep, pretty much. Fag.

6:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you ever heard of the defense mechanism "projection"...

maybe you should look it up

8:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did universities become hotbeds of conservatism? I weep for the future. Still.

11:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

When did universities become hotbeds of conservatism?

I assure you, you have nothing to worry about. The education system in the west is still thoroughly infested with Communists and fellow travellers following an agenda of subversion directed, to this day, from the Grand Kremlin Palace.

I weep for the future.

Leftist swine.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Leftist swine.

Capitalist pig.

1:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmm bacon.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Capitalist pig.

No, in fact I am not.

12:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about an imperialist running dog, then?

2:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about an imperialist running dog, then?

Nope. Imperialism is a very bad idea, but not for the moronic reasons that the leftists like to cite.

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dammit! I'm gonna start running out of pejoratives pretty soon.

Anarchosyndicalistic communitarian... er, uh... lackey of the Corporatocracy?

2:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, you're getting warmer. The technically correct one is very un-PC.

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"un-PC." hmmmm....

A racist, crippled, queer midget?

3:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mmm... queer midget.

9:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I love going down to the track and watching the midget races. If you call them elves, sometimes it'll even make them run faster.

/"he must have been a South Pole elf."

11:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Midget are genetically defective and should be removed from the breeding population.

12:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I assure you, you have nothing to worry about. The education system in the west is still thoroughly infested with Communists and fellow travellers following an agenda of subversion directed, to this day, from the Grand Kremlin Palace.

It's true. I once got made fun of at UAlberta for not being gay. It was painful and demoralizing--yet oddly refreshing...

11:43 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home