Saturday, October 28, 2006

By exam time, they'll be begging to spend their nights with John and Dotsa Bitove.

Girl #1: I love Taylor!
Girl #2: Yeah... he's great. I would never cheat on him.
Girl #1: Yeah, especially not with the likes of D.B. Weldon!
Girl #2: Weldon sucks! Doesn't suit my tastes...
Girl #1: I heard he's salty.

-- Taylor Library, overheard by Lina


Anonymous Anonymous said...

And a little cold and dry but boy is he ever loud.

11:51 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

D.B. Weldon is my Grandfather... assholes. He's no saltier than most.

2:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

But he is less sweet than many.

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And by the way, stay the fuck away from John and Dotsa. They're with me!

1:47 AM  

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