Tuesday, October 31, 2006

Meanwhile, at "Overgeneralized at Western"...

Guy #1: People that live in ghettos are rich, man! Didn’t you know?
Guy #2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy #1: They’re rich in street cash! From selling crack!

-- Richmond 6, overheard by Rachel

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, there's also armed robbery and prostitution. The point is, nuke the ghettos.

3:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I think the French movie District B-13 raised a good point.

And that point is, fuck poor people. They don't vote anyways.

12:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Someone must be buying a lot of crack if everyone in the ghetto can get rich off selling it. I think it's Whitney Houston.

12:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And that point is, fuck poor people. They don't vote anyways.

Seriously, no shit. Especially if they're minorities.

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, clearly you didn't see the documentary produced on the Daily Show a while back. Rich people live in ghettos. They have those really high walls that surround their houses, so that they're trapped inside. Then, outside of the walls, there can even be moats. To top it off, you've got an armed guard at the enterence.

It's very, very sad.

11:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Daily Show is unapologetic leftist propaganda.

11:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Daily Show has nothing to apologize for - Bush and Harper are running North America in to the ground.

2:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bush and Harper are running North America in to the ground.

Oh please. Bush are Harper are nothing special, but they're orders of magnitude better than the closet Communists they replaced.

5:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

^ Uh... no. I'm a political moderate and have great disdain for head-in-the-clouds leftists, but Bush and Harper are both idiots (Bush far more so than Harper).

6:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's the story of a place called Mouseland. Mouseland was a place where all the little mice lived and played, were born and died. And they lived much the same as you and I do.

They even had a Parliament. And every four years they had an election. Used to walk to the polls and cast their ballots. Some of them even got a ride to the polls. And got a ride for the next four years afterwards too. Just like you and me. And every time on election day all the little mice used to go to the ballot box and they used to elect a government. A government made up of big, fat, black cats.

Now if you think it strange that mice should elect a government made up of cats, you just look at the history of Canada for last 90 years and maybe you'll see that they weren't any stupider than we are.

Now I'm not saying anything against the cats. They were nice fellows. They conducted their government with dignity. They passed good laws--that is, laws that were good for cats. But the laws that were good for cats weren't very good for mice. One of the laws said that mouseholes had to be big enough so a cat could get his paw in. Another law said that mice could only travel at certain speeds--so that a cat could get his breakfast without too much effort.

All the laws were good laws. For cats. But, oh, they were hard on the mice. And life was getting harder and harder. And when the mice couldn't put up with it any more, they decided something had to be done about it. So they went en masse to the polls. They voted the black cats out. They put in the white cats.

Now the white cats had put up a terrific campaign. They said: "All that Mouseland needs is more vision." They said:"The trouble with Mouseland is those round mouseholes we got. If you put us in we'll establish square mouseholes." And they did. And the square mouseholes were twice as big as the round mouseholes, and now the cat could get both his paws in. And life was tougher than ever.

And when they couldn't take that anymore, they voted the white cats out and put the black ones in again. Then they went back to the white cats. Then to the black cats. They even tried half black cats and half white cats. And they called that coalition. They even got one government made up of cats with spots on them: they were cats that tried to make a noise like a mouse but ate like a cat.

You see, my friends, the trouble wasn't with the colour of the cat. The trouble was that they were cats. And because they were cats, they naturally looked after cats instead of mice.

Presently there came along one little mouse who had an idea. My friends, watch out for the little fellow with an idea. And he said to the other mice, "Look fellows, why do we keep on electing a government made up of cats? Why don't we elect a government made up of mice?" "Oh," they said, "he's a Bolshevik. Lock him up!" So they put him in jail.

But I want to remind you: that you can lock up a mouse or a man but you can't lock up an idea.

2:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lean too far to either side of the fence and you'll fall off, bump your head and proclaim something stupid like unlimited universal health care or a flat income tax.

11:26 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:59,

You are a Communist. Please die.

6:44,

I'm a political moderate and have great disdain for head-in-the-clouds leftists, but Bush and Harper are both idiots (Bush far more so than Harper).

Harper is not an idiot by any measure. Bush, I will grant you, is largely incompetent, but I still maintain that he is far better than Comrade Clinton in spite of that.

12:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who's the dolt that keeps calling everyone a communist? He seems to think that he is much smarter than everyone else that reads this site, and loves to bore us with his political insights, wild accusations, and sick conspiracy theories (I'm assuming he is also the nut that thinks that the Soviet Union "pretended" to adopt capitalism in an attempt to fool the West into thinking peace has come... but the Comintern is supposedly biding its time, just waiting to nuke us and then force communism down the throats of the survivors... this was posted a few weeks ago).

Please, everyone, lets do ourselves a favour, and stop trying to match "wits" with this McCarthyite moron, as he seems to thrive on the attention, and jumps at any chance to slather everyone with the pinko-commie brush...

The Ann Coulter routine is getting tired, bud, and if you are so well-informed, lets see the evidence... you know, the stuff that we historians use to prove points in arguments... I know that you think that we are all card-carrying members of the Communist Party of Canada, but it doesn't take much to see that communism as a political doctrine is passe...

and what exactly is your uninformed doctrine supposed to be? Fascism? Death to Commies? Or are you simply some wannabe rich prick that believes that if you think like a rich person, you can one day become one by voting for the Conservatives and watching Fox News? Does affecting the beliefs of the right-wing plutocracy somehow enable you to become rich? And, by sheer chance, if you are a rich prick, so what? Your parents are rich, but what the fuck have you done that makes you so great? Its not like you worked for the money... all you have to do is wait for them to kick the bucket, and then you can inherit the dough... big deal.

-the Friendly Critic :)

2:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm assuming he is also the nut that thinks that the Soviet Union "pretended" to adopt capitalism in an attempt to fool the West into thinking peace has come... but the Comintern is supposedly biding its time, just waiting to nuke us and then force communism down the throats of the survivors... this was posted a few weeks ago

No, the Comintern was dissolved long ago. Its functions were then taken on by covert KGB/GRU structures, just as the CPSU's were after 1991. Also, way to write a long-ass fucking diatribe when you are totally clueless.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Also, if you want evidence, I will again refer you to the published testimony of defectors KGB Lt. Col. Anatoliy Golitsyn, Czechoslovakian Gen. Jan Sejna, and Col. Stanislav Lunev, and the geopolitical analysis of the American Jeffrey Nyquist.

12:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jeffrey Nyquist works the choda.

7:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Ann Coulter: I was summarizing your previous posts for the rest of the viewing public, and chose the defunct Comintern as an example, you know the way that you hysterical right-wing(fascist) know-it-alls like to think that the UN is to blame for ALL the world's problems... way to criticize your own argument, D-bag.

And more to the point, you cite the works of several Soviet Bloc defectors... because they are known for their honesty and lack of disinformation skills, having sold out their country and all...

Hey everyone: check out the "scholarly" reviews of Jeffrey Nyquist's books on "geopolitical analysis!"

http://www.amazon.com/Origins-Fourth-World-War-Destruction/dp/1582750106/sr=11-1/qid=1162624328/ref=sr_11_1/103-0433202-8762233

I would also like to mention that this "author" is a frequent guest on Art Bell's Coast to Coast Am radio show... the same show that features hicks who claim to have been abducted by aliens, people who have seen ghosts, and frequent discussions of paranormal experiences and conspiracy theories... Bell even wrote a review for this book on the dust jacket. Also, Nyquist believes that by simply going to church and abstaining from MTV, we can prepare for the oncoming nuclear holocaust that those dastardly atheist Ruskies have so carefully planned out!

Another site for you to get your militant, fascist, hate-filled funaMENTAList Christian fix for the day:

http://www.thedayofthelordisathand.com/nyquist.htm

You are probably one of those morons who think that if its in a book, it must be true... you probably have Henry Ford's The International Jew proudly on display on your coffee table... after all, its a book, so it has to be true.

My second guess: you are the guy in history class that argues with the professor, completely oblivious to the fact that everyone else in the lecture hall is rolling their eyes while you interrupt class for the upteenth time or thinking "this guy sure is a crazy douche bag," or, at best, pretending to listen politely, until class is over so they can mock your "zany" viewpoints.

Here's a tip or two: don't fuck with a real historian,
and if you are going to spew bullshit, make sure the "scholarly" evidence you cite isn't reviewed by the demented conspiracy nut's friend on the back of the book.

2:38 AM  
Anonymous G said...

typical comments that would be expected by white trash

12:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like socialism. I would live in Cuba, but I don't speak Spanish.

9:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

2:38 - Finally someone who makes sense

4:25 PM  

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