"Oh yeah... go up my y-axis!"
Girl: C'mon. You know you would go there.
-- Geography Lab, overheard by Victoria
-- King's bus, overheard by Christine
Guy #1: Man, you were so wasted last night!
Guy #2: Yeah, I mean, I was so drunk I pissed myself.
Guy #1: You pissed yourself? Dude that's never happened to me before.
Guy #2: You mean you've never gotten so drunk you pissed yourself? I do it all the time.
-- Jack's, overheard by Rachel
Girl #1: Not as bad as hearing your mother and ex-boyfriend having sex in the room next to you, as well as seeing them both naked in the kitchen when I went down for a midnight snack.
Girl #2: Ewww, last night I went to see my ex-boyfriend and walked in on his mom taking a bath in the bathroom, and I thought to myself, that's what I am going to look like in ten years.
Girl #1: Forget about Nick and Jessica, I'm still upset about Brad and Jen breaking up. That's like the end of my world.
Girl #2: The end of my world was when Jesus died. Wait, did Jesus die?
Girl #1: (stares blankly) What? He was crucified...?
Girl #2: Oh. I thought that might have been God. Are "God" and "Jesus" the same thing?
-- Wellington 13, overheard by Tabitha