Thursday, November 10, 2005

For The National, I'm a shallow student.

Girl: Would you marry Rex Murphy if he asked you to?
Guy #1: He probably has a lot of money...
Guy #2: Yeah, but look at how he chooses to spend it. He could get facial reconstruction surgery, but he chooses not to.

-- Law Library


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, wow. I guess being a great wit isn't anything to pride oneself over anymore. Western (both Western the school and Western the hemisphere)'s vanity reers its ugly head for the upteempth time... and these people are law students?

11:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To the deep and intellectual student above: "reers" is actually spelt "rears".

Just for the record.

1:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Who says this comment was made by a law student? With SNAILs overrunning the law library, you just can't be sure these days.

3:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

We're talking marriage here!

3:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm... vanity or bad spelling. I'll pick bad spelling as my deadly sin.

5:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh law student, stop complaining about "snails" already. I have yet to see anyone in Taylor crying over non-science students in our library.

And bravo to whoever made up that clever's pretty much the lamest insult ever. "Haha, look at the snail! Student Not Actually In Law!!" Ouch, my feelings. If you wanna settle this outside the library I'll see you in Moot Court. Whatever the hell that is.

11:25 PM  
Blogger ladyamazing said...

Pfft... Taylor, the whole layout of that library is annoying. There's a reason why there are SNAILS at the Law Library.

6:35 PM  
Anonymous PAILS said...

I don't think Snails is meant to be an insult, rather a simple way of identifying all those who study in the law library who are not in law school. Explaining what "moot court" is would be a waste of time given your obvious intellectual disabilities. Hint--find out what the word moot means, that would be a good starting point. I am not 100% sure but I assume Science students (as well as other UG students) do not pay the same tuition as law students, which is why some get a little angry over "Snails" in the law library. Personally, I could care less.

1:47 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If tuition fees cause Law students to take a shit-fit over non-law students using "their" library, then Ivey students should have their own rent-a-cops preventing the rest of campus from walking within 50 meters of their glass castle. It certainly would fit the current attitude oozing from those walls.

4:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

...or we could all stop taking ourselves so seriously

9:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've always just thought that the libraries are just organized according to subject area. Hence the Law materials being primarily in the Law Library, science in Taylor, etc...? So what does it matter how much tuition you pay? All the books for the Ivey kids are in Weldon anyway, lol.

12:35 AM  

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