"In other words, you bore the pants on me."
Girl #1: Where did you go last night?
Girl #2: I went home with some random guy. I can't believe you left me alone!
Girl #1: Was it my fault that you went home with some random guy?
Girl #2: Your absence always leads me to promiscuity and intoxication.
-- Starbucks, overheard by Brian
Girl #2: I went home with some random guy. I can't believe you left me alone!
Girl #1: Was it my fault that you went home with some random guy?
Girl #2: Your absence always leads me to promiscuity and intoxication.
-- Starbucks, overheard by Brian
2 Comments:
I thought the male-female ratio was almost even at Western. How come the majority of these mind-boggling stupid comments come from girls?
Cuz despite their marks in the classroom, they're stupid... but hot.
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