Tuesday, November 08, 2005

"In other words, you bore the pants on me."

Girl #1: Where did you go last night?
Girl #2: I went home with some random guy. I can't believe you left me alone!
Girl #1: Was it my fault that you went home with some random guy?
Girl #2: Your absence always leads me to promiscuity and intoxication.

-- Starbucks, overheard by Brian

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I thought the male-female ratio was almost even at Western. How come the majority of these mind-boggling stupid comments come from girls?

4:30 PM  
Blogger Alex said...

Cuz despite their marks in the classroom, they're stupid... but hot.

5:23 PM  

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