Theology: it's not just for smart people anymore!
Girl #1: Forget about Nick and Jessica, I'm still upset about Brad and Jen breaking up. That's like the end of my world.
Girl #2: The end of my world was when Jesus died. Wait, did Jesus die?
Girl #1: (stares blankly) What? He was crucified...?
Girl #2: Oh. I thought that might have been God. Are "God" and "Jesus" the same thing?
-- Wellington 13, overheard by Tabitha