Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Looks like the only A she's getting is for effort.

First-year Bio student: TA, I have a question for you.
TA: What is it?
Student: Do you have a girlfriend?
TA: . . .Uhhh, no.
Student: Do you want one?
TA: Maybe when you've graduated this course. . .

-- North Campus building, overheard by Jonathan (the TA)

UPDATE: Apparently she retracted the offer upon learning that she'd received a grade of 93% on her first lab. He must not have marked her hard enough...

19 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like she got an A for more than just effort, lol.

2:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude, I slept with students all the time when I was a TA. I still do as a prof, but now I wait for the course to be over.

TNP

4:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now what is the name of this TA???
hmmm

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

his name is johnathan

8:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh..sorry i misunderstood and thought it was about someone else.
i know him.

9:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

barf

10:56 PM  
Anonymous Fez said...

Jon "the T.A" is a legend around these parts. Ladies, in time he'll conquer your hearts and teach you things no other can teach you. He's may be an assistant of biology but he is a master of Love.

Fez

12:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Master of Love, eh Fez? Wow. You've sold me. Alas, none of my TAs could ever make such claims. My educational experience would doubtless be richer with such a TA...

2:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Richer.....and sexier.

1:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish my T.A.'s were hot...

1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is it with biology TAs and profs sleeping with their students? It's like the biology department is a breeding ground for perverts.... or sluts trying to get good grades....

4:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Zing!

10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

no TA could ever beat Ross from the english/film department... *drool*

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about Logan from second year cell bio? (I'm aware this only adds credibility to the comment about the bio department)

10:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's to integrity and higher education... cheers!

1:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Logan? you have GOT to be kidding.

6:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have any hot TAs but I have a hot stats prof. Well, hot as far as stats profs go. hahaha It's stats 24. His name is Wayne. Anybody know him?

12:51 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sue Gordon!

11:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

why did this lead to ppl talking about dirty TAs? did i misunderstand the blog, or did jonathan not give a sarcastic response to the girl by saying "maybe when you've graduated this course"?

11:18 AM  

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