All we can hope is that he generally goes home alone. And that he has rubber sheets.

Guy #1: Man, you were so wasted last night!
Guy #2: Yeah, I mean, I was so drunk I pissed myself.
Guy #1: You pissed yourself? Dude that's never happened to me before.
Guy #2: You mean you've never gotten so drunk you pissed yourself? I do it all the time.

-- Jack's, overheard by Rachel