Thursday, November 24, 2005

Quick, call Ponce de Leon.

Guy: Hey how old are you?
Girl: 21, almost 22! What about you?
Guy: I'm 22, so you were born in ' 84?
Girl: Yep, soon to be ' 85!

-- UCC, overheard by Reza


Anonymous Anonymous said...

what? i mean seriously. . .what? i can't believe she's been alive for 22 years

9:38 AM  
Anonymous ??? said...

but then again....who confirms age with year of birth???

10:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh jizz, ure like 007

12:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, no, no! There must have been urine in the gene pool for that one... Jesus!

1:37 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

To whomever came up with the subject line, it's great! Good use of random historical information.

9:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Geeze, it's probably just a simple slip of the tongue.

10:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No no... had she said "Yep, soon to be '83" would have been more than a simple slip of the tongue.

8:25 AM  
Blogger JennyLane said...

No, no... Had she been lying about her age (not unheard of at Western) and she wanted to maintain the 21 status (and not age) she would be right to say what she did. Maybe being 21 is her optimal lying-to-pick-up-boys age? It's possible she was pulling one over on the guy and slipping the hint in to see if he noticed. But, I'm not sure we can give her that credit...although its funnier if you look at it that way.

10:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you guys are overanalyzing this like a bunch of dirty cunts.
you should all take a look in the mirror and realize you are losers.

2:15 AM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

Dirty cunts only engage in bare bones analyzation. Over-analyzation is, in my experience, done by cunts with fair to middling hygiene habits. Now, on the other hand, those exceptionally anal clean-freak cunts (the kind that squeak when you rub them and tend to bleed due to the application of harsh cleansing scrubs and aggressive J-Cloth scrubbing) those ones are so obsessive they don't even have the time to analyze anything.

That said, there's no need for name calling, is there? Unless you happen to have been speaking to some literal cunts, dirty or otherwise. In which case, I'm suddenly quite taken with learning how they type. I imagine it requires remarkable muscle control.

2:18 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have a dirty cunt...

2:52 PM  

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