Monday, November 21, 2005

The Omega Uterus

Girl #1: I want to get my tubes tied.
Girl #2: I'd never do that.
Girl #1: What? You always say that you're never going to have children!
Girl #2: Yeah, but if ever did have my tubes tied and then I ended up in a post-apocalyptic situation where it would be up to me to repopulate the Earth with humans, that would really be embarrassing.
Girl #1: And then the fallout mutants would win over the normals?
Girl #2: Exactly.

-- UCC


Blogger ka_boom said...

Now THAT'S thinking ahead. And the old people say us students are shortsighted. Bah!

3:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's deep.

7:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

that is so awesome.

7:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


7:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I wish I had thought of that before I had my vasectomy.

8:40 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

now if only every woman had the foresight that this young woman had....

4:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


10:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want to marry this girl and repopulate with her.

I say stuff like this ALL the time expecting zombie attacks.

6:12 PM  

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