Monday, November 21, 2005

And yet provoking Canada geese loses none of its allure...

Blonde #1: So I got my flu shot today. Too bad it doesn't protect against the avian flu!
Blonde #2: What's that?
Blonde #1: It's, like, a new disease. If a bird bites you, you can get really sick.

-- UC, overheard by Melissa

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

hahaha

4:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I can't really comment. For all I know that fight with the bluejay the other day could have given me avian.

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

goddamn it..... i hate when those pesky birds just swoop down and bite ya.... a robin took a chunk outta my ass the other day

4:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A friend of mine has the flu right now. I asked him if it's the avian flu. He said, "I dunno, maybe. I haven't been craving chicken like I normally do..."

12:48 AM  

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