Amazing. With one move, he prevented himself from scoring either on or off the ice...
Timekeeper girl: What number are you?
Player: I don't have a number, but you're number one in my heart.
Timekeeper girl: What?
Player: You liked that, didn't you?
Timekeeper girl: It was a little cheesy.
Player: How about this - if I score a goal, I get to take you out for drinks.
Timekeeper girl: Um, you'll have to ask my boyfriend. He's the ref.
-- Thompson Arena, overheard by Grego
The timekeeper actually was going out with the ref - apparently the player mentioned got absolutely crushed during the game.
Player: I don't have a number, but you're number one in my heart.
Timekeeper girl: What?
Player: You liked that, didn't you?
Timekeeper girl: It was a little cheesy.
Player: How about this - if I score a goal, I get to take you out for drinks.
Timekeeper girl: Um, you'll have to ask my boyfriend. He's the ref.
-- Thompson Arena, overheard by Grego
The timekeeper actually was going out with the ref - apparently the player mentioned got absolutely crushed during the game.
2 Comments:
lol amazing... if you use a super cheesy line, at least try to play it off like you didn't intend for it to be taken seriously.
Owned.
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