Thursday, November 17, 2005

How Not to Flirt: An Object Lesson

Blonde: So, have you seen The 40-Year-Old Virgin? It's pretty funny.
Asian guy: (contemplates) I saw the movie posters and thought, I am halfway there.
Blonde: Ha ... ha ... (takes large bite of her sandwich and busies herself with adjusting her watch).

-- The Wave, overheard by LTower


Blogger a blawger said...

Hilarious! Thanks for the laugh!

11:48 AM  
Anonymous Annick said...

Um... how is his race relevant?

3:22 PM  
Blogger Overheard at Western said...

This was posted as submitted - his race isn't relevant. Likewise, her hair colour isn't relevant.

4:45 PM  
Anonymous LTower said...

Um, the mention of his ethnicity and her hair color are relevant- it really helps in visualizing the entire deliciously comical episoide in the eye of your mind.

Also, the towers rule.

5:23 PM  
Anonymous L Tower said...

Also, 'virgin' and 'Asian guy' are pratically synonyms.

7:00 PM  
Blogger Avril Phaedra said...

OMG I was there--at the table next to them I think! He was so nerdy and kept talking about Math. He even made her wear this ugly tie!

12:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL OMG 1 billion people in China, but "Asian guy" and "virgin" are synonymous... I just found myself thinking, "Damn you shouldn't have come to North America, you won't get laid here."

1:50 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol agree with anonymous... have u not been or heard of stories about hong kong..biggest party city that never sleeps nor does anyone not get laid.

10:52 PM  
Anonymous LTower said...

No I have not been to Hong Kong, Mr or Ms 'I'm so cool and party and get laid in uber cool cities like Hong Kong and am totally in the know'.
I have, however, been to the Anne of Green Gables homestead in P.E.I, and let me tell you, I have never seen more digitally equiped, Anne crazed asians guys in my life than I did there- and I'm pretty confident in making the assumption that most, if not all of them, still had their V-cards nestled safely in their butt pockets, right next to their pokemon trading cards.

12:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

if you saw the movie, you would know the quote "you have more video games than a teenaged asian kid" and totally understand why he put the kid's race in

12:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wish I was a video game so i could played by lots of teenage boys. sigh.

1:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

lol, hilarious.

11:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oooooo subconscious racism, how i love you. if disney can do it... why can't Overheard?

i hate society.

2:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um... I'm Asian and I've had plenty of sex... and not just with the same person!

3:38 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah with right hand and occasionally the left one

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And occasionally the foot.

12:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ahahaha i dont even go to this school and i love reading this stuff.

6:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Avril I think I was there too!! haha
But what did this ugly tie look like? I'm not sure I remember her wearing a tie.

9:05 PM  

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