Wednesday, November 16, 2005

"All of our lines are currently busy ... keep holding on ... no pun intended."

Two music nerds are waiting by a window to watch the engineer pumpkin dropping.

Music nerd #1: Man, waiting for this pumpkin to drop is like waiting for a cadential 6/4.
Music nerd #2: No, waiting for this pumpkin to drop is more like a really horny pervert continuing to get the busy signal while calling a phone sex line.

-- Music building, overheard by Alix

44 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Music Kids...could they be bigger losers? judging by this ...the answer is no, apparently they are the biggest losers on campus..just like everyone suspected.

4:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like how any comment made by someone in a faculty is obviously representative of everyone else in it.

7:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Haha. I was working right near these guys. They were actually hilarious, and provided me with a good solid half hour of amusement. Then the pumpkin dropped and it was all over.

7:25 PM  
Blogger Katy said...

music rocks. where else do theory and phone sex meet within the same conversation?

8:43 PM  
Blogger Bonnie said...

i've always thought that music and eng should hook up more. the smallest, most... "eccentric" faculties, eng with 80% guys, music with 80% girls (and 10% gay guys)... the pumpkin drop should have unified us. ah well. at least we reminded ourselves that cadential resolution is as satisfying as sex.

9:25 PM  
Blogger Noah said...

not to me it's not!

10:48 PM  
Blogger VanessaReid said...

...said the man who loves to play fur elise using the leading tone instead of the tonic. The world would be a greyer place without music geeks!

5:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The best was that after the comment about the canential 6/4 was made the 30 or so of us standing there all yelled "RESOLVE!!!"

I chose to leave that out there.. I didn't think anyone would get it

-Alix

12:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I suddenly feel very scared of those in my faculty.

- Ian

4:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

GOD I miss you guys!! Kingston, you're a menace and it's awesome.

JT

8:19 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

KINGSTON i heart you.
Oh music!
theory definitely does not equal sex though... sorry guys ;)

12:37 AM  
Blogger P'ete said...

Awww...you FoM kids rock my world!

A cadential 6/4 is NOT at satisfying as sex. COMBINING a cadential 6/4 and sex, though...hot damn...

2:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

music kids....get a life.

10:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So... deceptive cadence = blueballing? Man, Wagner must have been *SO* sexually frustrated.

Just a thought.

JT

11:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now, I can't really relate to blue balling... but I can assure you that no... the cadential 6/4 is in no way better than sex however if perfectly timed... it can inhance it

-Alix

12:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

seriously...can you guys create some sort of loser-message-forum to talk about all this garbage and stop clogging up the space that normal people read.

1:56 PM  
Anonymous LS said...

Go resolve your own cadential 6/4 anonymous cause judging by the stick up your ass... no girl (or guy) is going to do it for you.

*The Wagner Comment Rocked!

LS

5:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'll resolve my own cadential 6/4 as soon as you losers admit that the only action you ever see is watching woodwind instrumentalists tongue their reeds.
You have to feel sorry for music students on account of all those instrumentals forming inaccurate embouchure's which are probably a direct result of giving so many blow jobs to music guys who inevitably turn out to be gay. poor music fag hags.

12:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This coming from someone who is obviously home alone on a Friday night

2:02 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

something music students know all too much about.

2:53 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is with all the hate here? We music students, we love you all!

-Alix

4:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was actually having my lesson at the time of the drop...my teacher and I wandered out to see the commotion...

Trust me music students get a lot more action than most kines students...and definitely better than any of the maths and sciences.

Seriously...you should hear the engineering conversations. You want geeks...you'll find them there. At least sex for us isn't about Newton's Laws of Motion.

-CL

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

LOL, and sex in the music building is kinky enough... sex in a science lab would be like.. being afraid of spilling something toxic on your bits...but sex in a music practice room... is a cadential 6/4

-Alix

6:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've thought about it and joked about it...but alas...

Tell me which rooms are tainted...

-CL

7:54 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nothing spells "cool" like sex on a piano that a bunch of grubby fingers have touched. Oh wait, sex in a tiny practice room with someone who probably blows his load in 2 seconds also spells cool.

12:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well you can't really do it on a piano unless you're as thin as a 2 x 4.

There's always the piano bench...and standing...endless possibilities I tell you.

-C

4:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Grand piano?

-Alix

1:40 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

there is obviously someone out there who's bitter cause they're not in music....

3:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes...oh please let me be jealous of music kids...they're oh so good looking and spark envy in ALL you who meet them!

5:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Seriously guys...what happened to the love?

Music loves you all!

No...

Music LOBES you all..... you can't argue with cute baby talk

-Alix

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh Alix! good thing i don't know you...you might know me though

-CL

2:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So obviously anonymous is a music geek himself (seeing as how he knows soooooo much about our embouchures). If he's so offended by our geek comments, then he can easily stop reading them. What's with the negativity? If we're having fun doing what we do, then why mock us? Someone has a serious inferiority complex if they need to call us losers to make themselves feel better.
~Sandra

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

music kids not only "feel good about what they do"...but they make it known to everyone else on campus. Why is it that a building (talbot college) that is shared by THREE...count them THREE different faculties can alienate anyone who isn't in music everytime they step foot in it. I love seeing mass amounts of those music kids sitting at tables in the talbot caf pointing at you and so obviously stating the obvious, that you are "soo not a music student"..as if music is this elite faculty with no association to Western itself. Get off the diva high horse and look around you...the only inferiority complex is the one that music kids give to the rest of the school. The Motto of the "Don Wright Faculty of Music":..."We're better than you...and we know it...We're better than you..and we SHOW IT!"

12:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And this is where you completely just don't get it. There is no motto of the "Don Wright Faculty of Music." The fact is that we're confident with who we are, and we aren't afraid to show it. We aren't ashamed, and we don't go around to postings on websites from other faculties heckling other people. You know why we don't? Because we don't feel the need to, for whatever reason you do. Sorry if being ourselves within the buildings where we have classes means we are "disassociating outselves with the rest of western and being divas"...I for one have never shunned people from Philosophy or English who i know for a fact have classes in Talbot, and i really think you're blowing this whole thing a bit out of proportion. Like Alix said, where's the love...

Hayley

1:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah....we are better than you

11:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

poor disillusioned hayley...one of the worst of them all...

3:54 PM  
Blogger Nadia said...

I don't think that you have a right to say that to Hayley if you don't know her. Right, we sit at the tables and point at people because we CLEARLY have nothing better to do. Stop being so self righteous.

7:05 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"THREE...count them THREE" different DEPARTMENTS, not faculties, genius. Philosophy and Classics are both part of the Faculty of Arts and Humanities. At least get your facts straight. Better still, just go away. You're obviously not convincing anyone, and you're "clogging up the space that normal people read".

8:23 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

how amusing is it that people just keep replying to my anonymous posts...haha...you guys are pathetic. Did it ever occur to you that just ignoring them and not satisfying me with any sort of reply would do a lot more! haha..go back to your instruments and staff paper...leave the big thinking to the rest of us up the hill!

1:05 AM  
Blogger Sarah Michelle Williams said...

This is all very sad...

8:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do I need to repeat the "where is the love?" comment I made earlier?

To quote music sophs

*inhale*

"We love you annoymous, oh yes we do. We love you annoymouse and we'll be true. When you're not near us, we're blue. Oh annoymouse we love you!"

-Alix

10:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

music students obviously have too much time on their hands, let alone instruments or sexual positions.

the ta

8:57 PM  
Anonymous Basfluax said...

now now, the whole faculty shouldn't be blamed for our resident crack addict's randomness. And really Alix, where is the love?? I'm not sure why we are so hated?? We're just fun!!

-Music nerd #2's roomate.

2:52 AM  
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