Sadly, right after this conversation, girl #1 fell out of the bus, adding to her collection of scars.
Girl #1: I'm wearing matching socks today, see?
Girl #2: Wow, really? (turning to Girl #3) She never wears matching socks. She always wears mismatching socks because when she wears matching ones, she gets hurt.
Girl #3: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah! See that scar on her face? She skiied into a tree because she was wearing matching socks that day!
Girl #1: Yeah, it didn't have anything to do with my skiing abilities!
Girl #2: Wow, really? (turning to Girl #3) She never wears matching socks. She always wears mismatching socks because when she wears matching ones, she gets hurt.
Girl #3: Really?
Girl #2: Yeah! See that scar on her face? She skiied into a tree because she was wearing matching socks that day!
Girl #1: Yeah, it didn't have anything to do with my skiing abilities!
-- King's bus, overheard by Christine
posted by Overheard at Western at 11:30 AM
2 Comments:
And what confusion will arise amongst her family and friends on the day she steps off and crosses in front of a bus at Alumni, with mismatched socks on, confident in the immortality they bequeath her, only to get mashed by another passing bus whos driver thinks her mismatched socks are ridiculous and wishes to demonstrate "survival of the fittest", blue collar style, to the other students.
omg, that comment was the funniest thing that I have read in a long time! mad props.
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