It's not the size of the wave ... oh wait, yes it is.
Ugg Boot Girl #1: [Steve] can go eat a bag of dicks.
Ugg Boot Girl #2: Whoa, what's with the attitude?
U.B.G. #1: Didn't you know that he stuffed his sock while he was streaking at the homecoming game?
U.B.G. #2: Oh my God, are you serious? That's hilarious because some girl he tried to sleep with told me he had the smallest penis ever.
U.B.G. #1: Haha.
U.B.G. #2: Yeah, she also said he was the quickest draw in the west .... haha ... get it?
U.B.G. #1: Got it ... giddy up, loser!
-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Amanda
Ugg Boot Girl #2: Whoa, what's with the attitude?
U.B.G. #1: Didn't you know that he stuffed his sock while he was streaking at the homecoming game?
U.B.G. #2: Oh my God, are you serious? That's hilarious because some girl he tried to sleep with told me he had the smallest penis ever.
U.B.G. #1: Haha.
U.B.G. #2: Yeah, she also said he was the quickest draw in the west .... haha ... get it?
U.B.G. #1: Got it ... giddy up, loser!
-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Amanda
posted by Overheard at Western at 10:20 AM
5 Comments:
Whoah.. ladies, ladies please!
At least the poor bastard has the balls to streak at the homecoming game.
Cheers, sock-stuffing dude!
Yah man, don't judge yourself by the size of your penis. Well, unless it's like 2 inches long and skinny as a finger... in that case, kill yourself. :O
I know this guy....and his penis really is only 3 inches long. Kill away my friend...kill away!
Yeah, don't we all know "Steve with the small penis"?
oh please not the ivey one
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