Wednesday, November 16, 2005

It's not the size of the wave ... oh wait, yes it is.

Ugg Boot Girl #1: [Steve] can go eat a bag of dicks.
Ugg Boot Girl #2: Whoa, what's with the attitude?
U.B.G. #1: Didn't you know that he stuffed his sock while he was streaking at the homecoming game?
U.B.G. #2: Oh my God, are you serious? That's hilarious because some girl he tried to sleep with told me he had the smallest penis ever.
U.B.G. #1: Haha.
U.B.G. #2: Yeah, she also said he was the quickest draw in the west .... haha ... get it?
U.B.G. #1: Got it ... giddy up, loser!

-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Amanda


Blogger Alex said...

Whoah.. ladies, ladies please!

At least the poor bastard has the balls to streak at the homecoming game.

Cheers, sock-stuffing dude!

11:16 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yah man, don't judge yourself by the size of your penis. Well, unless it's like 2 inches long and skinny as a finger... in that case, kill yourself. :O

11:35 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know this guy....and his penis really is only 3 inches long. Kill away my friend...kill away!

3:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah, don't we all know "Steve with the small penis"?

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

oh please not the ivey one

2:41 AM  

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