An afternoon beer is an alcoholic's beer!

Girl #1: A clean bus is a happy bus.
Girl #2: Uh... what?
Girl #1: A clean bus is a happy bus!
Girl #2: Yeah. OK.
Girl #1: It's a saying.
Girl #2: I've never heard it.
[pause]
Girl #1: A drunk Sara is a happy Sara?
Girl #2: Oh! Right.

-- 13 Wellington (at 3 p.m.), overheard by Jonathan