Thursday, November 24, 2005

Yeesh, whatever happened to taking a nice nap?

Girl #1: I feel so gross... I totally need to go to the gym and work out...
Girl #2: Yeah... I totally need to kill a hobo and cook him.

-- Weldon, overheard by Sarah


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hobos are wily creatures - they don't go down without a fight. Plus, they're jam-packed full of essential vitamins, minerals and delicious screw-top wine. Truly, a feast fit for a King('s student).

I like the cut of Girl #2's jib.

2:43 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Should I be totally confused? Because I definitely have no clue as to what would provoke a comment like cooking a hobo... What kind of PARENTS do you have!?!?

10:12 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome ones, obviously.

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

RE: the 2nd post- Since you seem slightly confused, I'm Pretty sure she doesn't ACTUALLY intend to cannibalize a hobo.

4:58 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous #1: You are hilarious / awesome. And girl #2 likes the cut of your jib, too (she's a friend of mine, and no, she didn't actually intend to either kill or cook a hobo - lighten up, Anonymous #2).

1:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Anonymous 1, I'll just come out and give you a big F'you for the jab at kings students...

1:13 PM  
Blogger Mikey said...

I'm still laughing at this quote 2 days later. This girl is awesome.

1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're so right. She is awesome, and for so many reasons.

3:23 PM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

I like that Western students are responsible these days. Back in my day when we killed a hobo we just left him there, sometimes hollowed him out to use as a canoe. So much waste. Eating him afterwards is much better for the environment.

12:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

mikey you are a waste of skin and u should be the one that they are eating. go fuck a duck.

2:13 AM  
Blogger Mikey said...

Aww, how cute. We have an anonymous douche bag who has a case of being "super tough guy" on the internet. I hope insulting people on the internet helps you get you through your days.

Have a good night (I can almost guarentee you have been home playing halo and masturbating all night).

3:07 AM  
Blogger Del Fuego said...

Just because I was playing Halo and... oh, you were talking to that other dude.

Nevermind then.

2:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i am the king

4:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Weldon, well...that is fun too.

4:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, back in my day, in the region of Durham, we used to have a saying "stab a hobo, they're not real people." Today it's never been truer.

Stab a hobo. They really aren't real people.

7:33 PM  

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