Yeesh, whatever happened to taking a nice nap?
Girl #1: I feel so gross... I totally need to go to the gym and work out...
Girl #2: Yeah... I totally need to kill a hobo and cook him.
-- Weldon, overheard by Sarah
Girl #2: Yeah... I totally need to kill a hobo and cook him.
-- Weldon, overheard by Sarah
posted by Overheard at Western at 10:43 PM
15 Comments:
Hobos are wily creatures - they don't go down without a fight. Plus, they're jam-packed full of essential vitamins, minerals and delicious screw-top wine. Truly, a feast fit for a King('s student).
I like the cut of Girl #2's jib.
Should I be totally confused? Because I definitely have no clue as to what would provoke a comment like cooking a hobo... What kind of PARENTS do you have!?!?
Awesome ones, obviously.
RE: the 2nd post- Since you seem slightly confused, I'm Pretty sure she doesn't ACTUALLY intend to cannibalize a hobo.
Anonymous #1: You are hilarious / awesome. And girl #2 likes the cut of your jib, too (she's a friend of mine, and no, she didn't actually intend to either kill or cook a hobo - lighten up, Anonymous #2).
Anonymous 1, I'll just come out and give you a big F'you for the jab at kings students...
I'm still laughing at this quote 2 days later. This girl is awesome.
You're so right. She is awesome, and for so many reasons.
I like that Western students are responsible these days. Back in my day when we killed a hobo we just left him there, sometimes hollowed him out to use as a canoe. So much waste. Eating him afterwards is much better for the environment.
mikey you are a waste of skin and u should be the one that they are eating. go fuck a duck.
Aww, how cute. We have an anonymous douche bag who has a case of being "super tough guy" on the internet. I hope insulting people on the internet helps you get you through your days.
Have a good night (I can almost guarentee you have been home playing halo and masturbating all night).
Just because I was playing Halo and... oh, you were talking to that other dude.
Nevermind then.
i am the king
Weldon, well...that is fun too.
Well, back in my day, in the region of Durham, we used to have a saying "stab a hobo, they're not real people." Today it's never been truer.
Stab a hobo. They really aren't real people.
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