Saturday, November 26, 2005

Step 1: Remove head from ass. Step 2: Open eyes. Repeat as necessary.

Girl #1: Oh..... Is this a Great Lake, too? (points to Lake Winnipeg)
Girl #2: Umm... No. These are the Great Lakes. Do you know where Hudson's Bay is?
Girl #1: Umm...... (pause)
Girl #2: Okay. I'll give you a hint. It's a really big bay.
Girl #1: Is this it? (points to Atlantic ocean)
Girl #2: No... that's the Atlantic Ocean.
Girl #1: Oh. Is this it? (points to the Gulf of St. Lawrence)
Girl #2: No. It's here. (points)
Girl #1: Okay, then what's this?
Girl #2: That's South America.
Girl #1: Oh, that's where Mexico is, right?
Girl #2: Umm... no. This is Mexico. (points)
Girl #1: Oh. Then what's that over there?
Girl #2: That would be Europe.
Girl #1: You're so smart. How did you get so smart? I never learned this stuff.

-- The Spoke, overheard by Victoria


Anonymous Anonymous said...

I pray, for the sake of humanity, that the submitter made this up.

8:52 AM  
Blogger ladyamazing said...

I'm surprised this girl can get around campus.

11:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

holy shit.

11:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This can't be for real. I mean honestly what was she 3?

1:11 PM  
Blogger Mikey said...

That has to be a joke.

1:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


1:30 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh for the love of Christmas...

1:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That wasn't funny, it was painful

1:55 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please...oh god...please tell me HOW people like this get into university?!?!?! If this wasn't a joke, then something is horrible amiss about Western's admissions policy. Either they're letting everyone and their brother (in this case, sister) in, or admissions standards are just plain F£$&ED! What the hell happened to university being for "smart, intelligent people". This is a frigg'n joke...

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am "Girl #2", and this was not at all a joke. This happened while looking at Google Earth.....although it is possible, and I really hope, that she wasn't entirely serious about the Atlantic ocean. This is a verbatim account of our conversation...

3:55 PM  
Blogger ka_boom said...

Google Earth is cool! I like to fly around the globe when it zooms in and out really quick from location to location. Turning on the buildings in big cities like NYC or Vancouver make things look extra cool and make the cityscape literally stand out. Last time I was using Google Earth my gf had cooked us grilled cheese sandwiches. :D

4:25 PM  
Blogger Timbo said...

I think it's less of a concern that the girl got into Western, but that she most likely graduated with her diploma from High School. So the problem is that she got into UWO, but that qualifications like knowing how the world is layed out, something taught in oh...public school seemed to have slipped by this girl. An ability to fake your way through High School is obviously the most troublesome issue just as my grammer is.

10:52 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is that supposed to be funny about eating grilled cheeses while using Google Earth? I like to use Google Earth when I go to the washroom (especially when I go number 2, a.k.a. "bust'n a chump"). I find that it makes my "slim Jim's" and "Tiny Tots" come out faster). You should try it, it's real easy. Just make sure you lap top cord will reach.

9:21 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

And if not just make sure the battery is charged up!

4:15 PM  
Blogger ka_boom said...

No, not necessarily funny. Just remembering how good the grilled cheese sandwiches were. Mmmmm!

6:25 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey, some students tutor younger kids. It's quite possible that it was an older girl tutoring a gradeschooler.

7:29 PM  
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