Girl #1: I wonder if I should try and have sex with my TA before finals to make sure I pass this course.
Girl #2: Well, do you think you are actually going to fail?
Girl #1: Well, maybe not fail
-- because I am pretty confident with about half the stuff we talk about. I just don't get why if you're not in science you have to take one of those stupid courses. I mean, I just like talking about people and stuff, and not about this DBA crap.
Girl #2: You mean DNA?
Girl #1: Yeah, whatever, what do you think I should do?
Girl #2: Well, if you think you are going to fail, they can only bump your mark up so much. So if you get like a 49%, then if you sleep with him, maybe you'll get a 60%.
Girl #1: Okay, well, what if I get a 60%, but maybe I want a better mark?
Girl #2: Well, then, for sure try and sleep with him because maybe he could push it as high as a B+, but not an A, that's too obvious.
Girl #1: That's okay, I like B's.
Girl #2: Yeah, B's are good.
-- Starbucks, overheard by Nicole