First-Year Girl #1: Remember Adam from high school? I talked to him last night for the first time in forever.
First-Year Girl #2: Oh yeah? Where does he go?
FYG #1: Queen’s.
FYG #2: What program is he in?
FYG #1: Ummm ... What’s that big word?
FYG #2: What, like, "science"?
FYG #1: (giggles) I know, SCIENCE! Don’t be stupid. No, it’s the one where you, like, build stuff?
FYG #2: Engineering?
FYG #1: Yeah, that’s totally it!
-- Alumni Hall, overheard by Tova