Monday, December 05, 2005

Buying the Cow versus Getting Free Milk - an often-overlooked elective in Western's acclaimed MRS program

Girl #1: Guys just, like, don't appreciate me at all... I can't keep one for like, more than 2 days!
Girl #2: Maybe it's 'cause you're too slutty. I told you to cut back or you'll never get married.
Girl #1 stares blankly.
Girl #2: Nobody wants to buy popsicles if you're giving away the whole ice cream truck.
Girl #1: ...You're so retarded.
Girl #2: At least I'm getting married! Burnnnnn...

-- 2 Dundas, overheard by Steph

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Where is this girl?

5:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know, I always wanted to marry a slut too!

10:30 AM  
Anonymous Annick said...

The question is, does she want to marry a dipshit?

9:16 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're know you're pathetic when... you try to start fights with anonymous posters. lmfao

9:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're know you're pathetic when... you try to start fights with anonymous posters. lmfao

10:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You're know you're pathetic when... you try to start fights with anonymous posters [who are actually all the same person]. lmfao

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is there an echo in here?

11:04 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

is there an echo in here?....lmao

11:21 PM  

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